How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

Batman - How It Should Have Ended

Batman - How It Should Have Ended

Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered in front of him at age 8, driving him to become Batman and fight crime, often seen hanging out with Superman at a cafe. This version combines Nolanverse and DCEU Batman, implied to be at least as powerful as source counterparts but often lacks feats due to HISHE’s focus on precautions, consequences, and effective ability use. Source respect threads provided where available, plus HISHE-specific feats.

Equipment

  • Batcycle able to outrace Owen Grady’s motorcycle from Jurassic World. (source) (BAT BLOOD - A Taylor Swift AND Batman V Superman PARODY ft. Batman)
  • Batcycle runs over the Joker at high speed, putting him in a full body cast. (source) (How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended)
  • Batmobile used in various scenarios. (source) (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Batarang thrown effectively. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Grapple used for mobility and combat. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Kryptonite bullets deployed against Superman. (source) (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Kryptonite spear and gas bombs used to combat Superman. (source) (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Net grenades launched to capture foes. (source) (Super Cafe: Batman GO )
  • Net launcher fires to ensnare targets. (source) (How Batman Begins Should Have Ended)
  • Sleep darts used to incapacitate enemies. (source) (How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended)
  • Tracking device attached for surveillance. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)

Durability

  • Bursts through a glass window unharmed. (source) (How Batman Begins Should Have Ended)
  • Unharmed after Batmobile crashes into Superman. (source) (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Jumps out of a building, catches Rachel, crashes into a car shielding her, and remains unharmed. (source) (How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended)
  • Knocked out of a skyscraper by Superman fighting Zod and falls onto a taxi, completely crushing it; battle leaves a very large hole in the skyscraper. (source) (BAT BLOOD - A Taylor Swift AND Batman V Superman PARODY ft. Batman)
  • Withstands Martha’s cafe-destroying blast. (source) (How Justice League Should Have Ended)

Speed

  • Instantly changes into his Nolanverse costume. (source) (How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended)
  • Replaces himself with a cardboard cutout to dodge and trick Loki (MCU). (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Dodges an attack from Edward Scissorhands. (source) (BAT BLOOD - A Taylor Swift AND Batman V Superman PARODY ft. Batman)
  • Destroys Lord Voldemort’s wand before he can cast Avada Kedavra. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Holds onto the roof of a car and dodges bullets. (source) (How Suicide Squad Should Have Ended)
  • Dodges an attack from Zod, who crushes a Dalek, and puts a Kryptonite necklace around him; Zod fights evenly with Superman briefly. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Blocks attacks from the Predator and uses the Terminator as a shield; Predator jumps as high as a helicopter and destroys it. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Catches a bullet in his teeth. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)

Strength

  • Takes down a bunch of thugs. (source) (BAT BLOOD - A Taylor Swift AND Batman V Superman PARODY ft. Batman)
  • Knocks out several villains including Shredder (TMNT 2014), Snidely Whiplash, Red Skull (MCU), and Azog (The Hobbit); Shredder takes on all four TMNT at once. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Throws Scar (Lion King). (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Punches through a wall. (source) (BAT BLOOD - A Taylor Swift AND Batman V Superman PARODY ft. Batman)
  • Lifts Ra’s Al Ghul with one arm. (source) (How Batman Begins Should Have Ended)
  • Kills Doomsday with a Kryptonite spear; Doomsday takes being punched into space by Superman. (source) (How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Slams Joker through the floor. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Grapples and yanks Bowser away; Bowser withstands fire, lifts Predator and Xenomorph, throws entire Suicide Squad. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)

Miscellaneous

  • Could pay for all damage from Superman’s battle with Zod. (source) (How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended)
  • Very rich. (source) (How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended)
  • Hacks Hal 9000 to prevent anyone from leaving; villains have difficult time resetting it later. (source) (Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Hurts Superman with a single blow. (source) (Super Cafe: Versus)

Weaknesses

  • Trusts women too easily, hits on them by offering to reveal secret identity, all turn him down; used by Emperor Palpatine to defeat him. (Examples: Ancient One (MCU), Black Widow (MCU), Catwoman (DCEU), Galadriel (LOTR), Mantis (MCU), Mystique (X-Men), Scarlet Witch (MCU), Gamora (MCU), Wasp (MCU), Wonder Woman (DCEU))
  • Engages in ‘I am’ battles with anyone. (Examples: Vs Antman (MCU), Vs Iron Man (MCU), Vs Groot (MCU), Vs Groot and Captain America (MCU), Vs Groot and Yondu (MCU))
  • Saying ‘Martha’ messes with him, gets sensitive or disturbed, though might have gotten over it.

Because I’m Batman!

  • Survives having his back broken and being stabbed. (source) (Durability - How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended)
  • No sells a surface-wiping shockwave. (source) (Durability - How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One)
  • Travels from a prison hole in the middle of nowhere to Gotham City. (source) (Speed - How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended)
  • Punches the Joker so hard it reverts him to previous versions. (source) (Strength - Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Wields the Infinity Gauntlet and defeats Thanos, their blows shake the entire pub; Thanos survives arm cut off, throws stone chair off cliff, defeats Hulk. (source) (Strength - Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Shrinks down to the size of an ant. (source) (Power - How Ant-Man Should Have Ended)
  • Summons Alfred and teleports away with him. (source) (Power - How Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Should Have Ended)
  • Summons Lord Voldemort after he tries to apparate away. (source) (Power - Villain Pub - The Boss Battle)
  • Breaks into the Tardis. (source) (Power - Super Cafe: Who’s a Hero)
  • Survives Thanos’ snap which disintegrates Superman; examples of Infinity Stones’ power include destroying Xandar, turning lake to bubbles, removing mouth, destroying Thanos, disintegrating multiple villains. (source) (Power - How Ant-Man and the Wasp Should Have Ended)
  • After being put to sleep by Mantis, listens and instantly wakes up to get a jab in; Mantis puts Ego to sleep. (source) (Misc - How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Should Have Ended)
  • Can make crying awesome. (source) (Misc - Super Cafe: And The Reboot Goes To)
  • Can get away with faking his death. (source) (Misc - How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended)
  • Detects when Superman reversed time. (source) (Misc - How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended)
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