Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Big Jack Horner

Big Jack Horner

“Big” Jack Horner, once a nursery rhyme character known as Little Jack Horner, is the owner of the Jack Horner Pie Company that he uses as a front for his business as a Crime Lord. He is an extremely wealthy individual that wants nothing more than to obtain as much magic as he possibly can. This leads him to seek the Wishing Star so that he can gain control of all the magic in the world, because people were more interested in a magic dancing puppet than they were in him. But really, Jack has no tragic backstory and is just an irredeemable monster.

STRENGTH

  • As a kid, slaps a pie hard enough to send it flying (source)
  • Throws a trident to knock a magic carpet out of the sky and pierce a wooden beam (source)
  • Smashes a glass case with his fist, shatters Cinderella’s slipper by tossing it away, and lifts a large board carrying dozens of unicorn horns and a crossbow (source)
  • Completely crushes a pumpkin after hitting it with a wand (source)
  • Lifts and swings Excalibur hard enough to break the rock in half and send Goldilocks and the Three Bears flying (source)
  • As a giant, flings Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws to the other end of the Wishing Star (source) (Giant)

DURABILITY

  • Hit in the back by Goldilocks and the Three Bears, with enough force to break stone (source)
  • Takes a full force shove from an angry bear and recovers rather quickly (source)
  • Kicked in the face by Kitty Softpaws and then exploded by a poison apple bomb, but neither seemed to hurt him that much (source)
  • Takes a flying double kick to the face from Kitty Softpaws (source)
  • As a giant, receives the Spanish Splinter, where Puss and Kitty stab their swords under his thumbnails, and recovers soon after (source) (Giant)

SPEED/AGILITY/REACTION

  • Jumps out of the way to avoid a giant flower trying to eat him (source)
  • Keeps up with Goldilocks and the Three Bears as they all dash to the center of the star (source)
  • Dodges a tackle from one of the bears (source)

MISC

  • Throws a trident quite skillfully to hit his mark (source)
  • If Jack actually got his wish to have all the magic in the world, he could have potentially destroyed the planet as shown in the Magic Crystal Ball (source)

MAGIC POSSESSIONS

  • Baby unicorn horns, which are lighter and sharper than regular unicorn horns, that he uses as ammo in his auto-reloading crossbow (source)
  • Shooting someone with the horn causes them to explode in confetti with enough force to send Puss in Boots flying (source)
  • The horns are capable of piercing solid rock (source)
  • The Midas Touch, which turns a person to solid gold with a single touch (source)
  • A magic trident (source)
  • Magic umbrella, possibly Mary Poppins’ umbrella, which floats a woman away (source)
  • A magic nanny bag that is endless and allows him to carry around tons of magical items without any real issue (source)
  • The inside of the bag is bottomless (source)
  • Magical cookie and drink, which gives people the ability to grow to immense size (source)
  • A magic wand that turns a pumpkin into a giant moving tank-like vehicle (source)
  • Has a magic crystal ball that allows him to track Puss and Kitty anywhere they go (source)
  • The Sword Excalibur, but it is still stuck in the rock so he uses it as a bludgeon (source)
  • Has a jar that contains the Ethical Bug, which sits on your shoulder and judges your actions (source)
  • Uses a Phoenix as a flamethrower to burn down a forest of giant flowers (source)
  • A magic staff that shoots blasts of concussive force, sending a woman flying quite a distance and then sending a full-grown bear flying across the area (source)
  • A bandolier of poisonous apple grenades that explode with enough force to blow a man off their feet (source)
  • Cinderella’s glass slipper (source)
  • A statue of Bastet and the Beast’s Enchanted Flower (source)
  • The Shrunken Ship of the Lilliputians (source)
  • Captain Hook’s hook (source)
  • A number of other weapons (source)
  • Possibly Mickey’s Sorcerer Hat (source)
  • A magic dancing broom and Sleeping Beauty’s Spindle (source)
  • A hatchet, really, it is just a hatchet. Not sure if it is magical or anything (source)
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