Bud Knight

The Bud Knight is a demigod who travels the land to inform those of the perks of drinking his favorite beer, Bud Light, and possibly the saddest part of Superbowl LIII.
Strength
- Spikes a football hard enough for it to explode. (source)
- Punts a football with enough force to give it a trail. (source)
- Lifts approximately 380 pounds (172 kg). (source)
Speed
- Runs a 2.95 second 40-yard dash while wearing armor. (source) (13.6 yards per second, or 12.4 meters per second.)
Durability
- Remains completely unscathed by a bolt of lightning. (source)
- Armor appears only slightly charred after a full blast of dragon fire. (source)