Charles Barkley

The year is 2053. Basketball is dead. Charles Barkley is one of the last B-ball stars alive. In 2041, basketball was made illegal and most players were executed in The Great B-ball Purge. Barkley survived, but he no longer had purpose. He lives in Neo New York with his 12 year old son Hoopz, trying to adjust to life after basketball… but circumstances may occur to get him back in the game to save the world.
Hell B-ball
- Hell B-ball is a powerful basketball developed in a top-secret laboratory, gifted to Charles Barkley by the CEO of Spalding.
- Empowers a B-baller’s slams, jams, and freethrows by 1,000%, causing a near ten-times increase in a user’s strength, speed, stamina, and skill. (source)
- Can exceed the speed of sound. (source)
- After upgrading the Hell B-ball with Jamicite, Barkley resonates with every basketball ever made across the universe. (source)
- Picks up the Shimmerglobe, which can never miss a shot, and gains the ability to wield both it and the Hell B-ball simultaneously. (source)
- Can shoot a three-pointer from thirty yards. (source)
Abilities
- Attacks enemies by landing basketball shots on them. (source)
- Doubleteam: Bamboozles an enemy with shots from all angles. (source)
- Showboat Jam: Damages a single enemy, giving Barkley a boost to a random attribute. (source)
- Vamp Slam: Slam dunks an enemy, draining their health and using it to heal himself. (source)
- Holy Jam: A secret slam learned from Dikembe Mutumbo that devastates a single enemy. (source)
- Ghost Muscle: An ability which allows Barkley to enhance his muscles with the power of ghosts. (source)
Chaos Dunk
- The Chaos Dunk is the legendary basketball move which supposedly only Charles Barkley can perform. The terrible incident in which Barkley unleashed the Chaos Dunk, killing millions, is the reason that basketball was outlawed.
- A mini-Chaos Dunk transforms Bill Cosby into Ghost Dad. (source)
- Destroys Shadow Barkley with a Chaos Dunk. (source)
- A Chaos Dunk destroys Man-Manhattan and causes a death toll in the tens of millions. (source)
- Is said to be as powerful as a 150 megaton nuclear blast. (source)
- The B-ball energy from a Chaos Dunk turned those in its fallout into B-ball Mutants. (source)
Strength
- Kills one of the Anti B-ball troopers with a basketball throw. (source)
- Throws an Anti B-ball trooper out a subway door. (source)
- Uses leverage to push a large boulder. (source)
Agility
- Dodges attacks from Michael Jordan’s guards while surrounded. (source)
- Dodges energy blasts from futuristic guns. (source)
- Jumps down a floor. (source)
Durability
- In a failed QTE, falls off a broken ladder. (source)
- In a failed QTE, withstands a hit from a futuristic taser. (source)