SCP Foundation

dado

dado

dado is a person of interest to the SCP Foundation, specializing in the production and selling of anomalous pharmaceuticals. He claims his motivation is to be a good capitalist businessman and creates products based on customer orders, though his frequent misunderstandings lead to outrageously different and dangerous effects. His name is lowercase because his uppercase key is broken.

SCP-3521

  • A set of sixteen gel tablets that, when dissolved, manifests about 9.15 million kilograms of bananas. (source) ([3521])
  • This manifestation can cause severe structural damage. (source) ([3521])
  • The bananas are highly radioactive, comparable to a reactor failure. (source) ([3521])
  • Produces over fifty million bananas, with the effect taking around six and a half minutes to occur. (source) ([3521])

SCP-3929

  • A group of roughly 127 capsules that, when ingested, temporarily induce rapid aging and increased libido. (source) ([3929])
  • The resulting age is higher the younger the subject, with the highest recorded being at least 200 years old. (source) ([3929])
  • Ingesting two capsules causes the subject to spontaneously combust. (source) ([3929])
  • If ingested by an asexual person, the subject ages backwards and becomes passionate about a niche subject. (source) ([3929])

SCP-3494

  • A group of tablets intended as a laxative; when ingested by a constipated subject, causes endless expulsion of fecal matter. (source) ([3494])
  • The feces is outsourced from locations worldwide. (source) ([3494])

SCP-3866

  • A group of tablets that, when consumed, place the subject in advanced hibernation. (End of Death canon) (source) ([3866])

SCP-3802

  • A bottle of liquid that, when applied to a bald subject, creates tumorous growths that become hares; harmless on children but fatal on adults. (source) ([3802])

SCP-3238

  • A collection of aluminum canisters with anomalous fluid; effects vary by label. (source) ([3238])
  • Fire symbol canister causes subject to release self-igniting gas burning at nearly 5000 degrees Celsius. (source) ([3238])
  • Radiation symbol canister causes emission of over 800 roentgens per minute of electromagnetic radiation. (source) ([3238])
  • Sphere in motion symbol canister causes rapid upward acceleration to 11 km/s. (source) ([3238])

SCP-4949

  • A children’s doctor playtime kit co-made with Dr. Wondertainment; allows children under 10 to perform any surgical procedure with plastic tools acting as real ones. (source) ([4949])
  • Full inventory catalog of the kit. (source) ([4949])
  • Fixes a fractured fibula by fusing fibula and tibia into one bone. (source) ([4949])
  • Removes an inoperable brain tumor, leaving patient vegetative. (source) ([4949])
  • Cures advanced coronary artery disease by removing and reattaching head and organs. (source) ([4949])
  • Increases patient’s muscle mass by 350%. (source) ([4949])
  • An opossum using the kit fixes the Heart of Gold’s improbability drive. (source) ([HGL])

SCP-4525

  • A bulk grocery store accessible via a way connecting to other universes; products are non-anomalous. (source) ([4525])
  • The store itself is anomalous. (source) ([4525])

SCP-4348

  • A fast food restaurant owned by dado. (source) ([4348])
  • 72 hours before a visit, patrons receive a dado burger accelerating at up to 70 km/h toward their mouth. (source) ([4348])
  • Patrons inevitably enter the restaurant in three days, even if deceased. (source) ([4348])
  • Burgers arrive through anomalous means. (source) ([4348])

SCP-4193

  • Caplets that relieve migraines on first ingestion. (source) ([4193])
  • Subsequent ingestions shrink eyes, enhance magnification, and increase nearsightedness. (source) ([4193])
  • After fourth or fifth dose, causes hallucinations. (source) ([4193])

SCP-4610

  • A computer program allowing sending text or image files to a physical cloud for download by other running instances. (source) ([4610])
  • If the cloud breaks, data releases as large amounts of paper. (source) ([4610])

A Second Chance at Today

  • Around 111 pills that, when ingested, cause sleep and waking at the day’s beginning with intact memory. (source) ([IZ229])
  • Allows perfect precognition by experiencing the day repeatedly. (source) ([IZ229])

SCP-4292

  • A bottle of 26 pills causing varied anomalous alterations lasting 12 hours. (source) ([4292])
  • Partial list of ingestion results. (source) ([4292])

SCP-4733-2

  • A liquid granting temporary resistance to memory nullifying phenomena when ingested. (source) ([4733])

SCP-4176

  • Yearly phenomenon of customized ICBM launched from Pacific Ocean toward Adna, WA, containing valuables as dado’s tax payment. (source) ([4176])
  • Recovered objects include Y-909 (refinable into powerful amnestic) and SCP-500 (cures any disease). (source) ([4176])

SCP-4257

  • 15 pills that transform subject into an automobile moving forward or opposite Earth’s gravity. (source) ([4257])
  • Can propel subjects into low-Earth orbit. (source) ([4257])

SCP-3902

  • Nutrition bar with Anomaly Classification System packaging; consumption expels a paper with accurate subject statements, then removes bones, organs, or valuables after reading. (source) ([3902])
  • Examples of produced documentation. (source) ([3902])

SCP-4451

  • 47 autonomous vacuum cleaners with modifications. (source) ([4451])
  • Turbo setting accelerates to 180 km/h. (source) ([4451])
  • Powered by radioactive pills (SCP-4451-1) that release radiation if removed. (source) ([4451])
  • Compressing SCP-4451-1 causes explosion equivalent to 4.5 kilotons of TNT. (source) ([4451])

SCP-4654

  • Clear liquid narcotic inducing intense elation but causing rapid dependency. (source) ([4654])
  • Withdrawal causes physical modifications and loss of speech/language ability. (source) ([4654])
  • Overdose causes opposite effects including wing growth, leading to fatal mass/density reduction to zero. (source) ([4654])

SCP-4432

  • Heavily modified humanoid with anomalous properties resembling Dr. Wondertainment’s Little Misters. (source) ([4432])

SCP-5169

  • Series of blow-up dolls that literally explode when used. (Slight NSFW) (source) ([5169])

SCP-5043

  • Tablets causing subject’s head to explode and reform; subjects retain varying consciousness. (source) ([5043])
  • Available in various flavors. (source) ([5043])
  • Infohazard: Attempting to say ‘dado’s brain explosion’ causes nonsensical babble. (source) ([5043])

Potatoes

  • Horse named Potatoes that generates potential energy while running, releasing it upon stopping. (source) ([Poto])
  • Shocks several people after prancing, presumably without severe harm. (source) ([Poto])
  • Runs at 120 mph. (source) ([Poto])

SCP-5740

  • Series of pop-up restaurants dispensing non-anomalous donuts via touchpad, except to law enforcement who receive SCP-5740-A. (source) ([5740])
  • Consuming SCP-5740-A causes excretion of a domesticated pig, painfully but non-fatally. (source) ([5740])
  • Full list of dispensed donuts. (source) ([5740])

SCP-5185

  • Unclassified subspecies of giant house spiders with physical, psychological, and social needs of domesticated canines. (source) ([5185])

SCP-5713

  • 567-page book ‘holey bibal’ that urges readers to share it and send money to bank accounts. (source) ([5713])
  • Failing to send money within 30 days raises body temperature to 49°C and transports to Hell, California. (source) ([5713])
  • Text cannot be copied past page 2 section. (source) ([5713])

Other Creations

  • A pill that causes a literal erection. (source) ([OM2])
  • An anesthetic that adapts to the animal receiving it. WoG explanation available. (source) ([OM2])
  • A pill that turns the consumer into a pepper. (source) ([ASMR])
  • A pill that turns a clown into a clownfish. (source) ([NCNM])
  • A replica of the Blue Origin Blue Moon lunar lander. (source) ([NCNM])
  • Medicine that cures smallpox. (source) ([4733])
  • ‘Holistic protection capsule’ that becomes a stick awakening SCP-169 when thrown into the ocean. (source) ([SPCJ])

Physicals

  • Ducks under a fireball and then a tidal wave. (Disputed) (source) ([Gone])
  • Gooses a man, knocking him down before he can attack. (Disputed) (source) ([Gone])
  • Survived a trip to Chernobyl’s Elephant’s Foot. (source) ([4451])

Hacking

  • Splices advertisements into other ads. (Disputed) (source) ([3494])
  • Hacks a YouTube channel to post an ASMR video. (source) ([ASMR])
  • Overrides blocked number despite thaumic glyph OS causing insanity in mortals. (Disputed) (source) ([FC])
  • Continues texting after SIM swap and Faraday room entry. (Disputed) (source) ([FC])
  • Exploits backdoor to hack SCP network; text in Comic Sans with literal hash table. (source) ([YLS])
  • Causes a phone to factory reset. (source) ([5713])

Other/Misc

  • Anomalously paints billboards with changing color text. (source) ([888EX])
  • Makes a man’s eyes multicolored via unknown means. (source) ([MZL])
  • Voice has mild memetic property preventing capitalized transcription. (source) ([4525])
  • Every text sent is a memetic hazard. (Disputed) (source) ([FC])
  • Makes hamster appear in hand via magic. (source) ([4292])
  • Resists strong memetic compulsion for minutes. (Disputed) (source) ([NCNM])
  • Makes voice rainbow-colored. (Disputed) (source) ([NCNM])
  • Ignores infohazardous phrase. (Disputed) (source) ([NCNM])
  • Face is terrifying to behold. (Disputed) (source) ([NCNM])
  • The Man with the Upside Down Face cannot see inside dado. (Disputed) (source) ([NCNM])
  • Unknowingly describes several contained SCPs including a 001 proposal. (source) ([YLS])
  • Passive memetic effect alters appearance to each viewer. (source) ([KTO])

SCP-5442

  • Implied tartarean entity assuming form, function, and memories of what summoner loves most in exchange for boons; here as ATF division, causing amnesia of its existence. (source) ([5442])
  • Initial cyclonic form communicates via phone and throws keyboard with bone-breaking force. (source) ([5442])
  • Blocks room access with wall; boring attempts melt equipment. (source) ([5442])
  • Causes haunting phenomena in Ariel Rios Building. (source) ([5442])
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