Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet was a villainous Spaceball who possessed The Downside of the Schwartz and assisted President Skroob in gathering more air for Planet Spaceball, before his plan was foiled by the dashing hero Lone Starr.

Physicals

• Holds onto a chair while going at ludicrous speed (which is faster than the speed of light) and is knocked out when hitting a control panel upon stopping. (source)
• Blocks an attack from Lone Starr without even looking. (source)
• Gets decked by Lone Starr. (source)
• Runs into a locker. (source)
• Takes Lone Starr’s ring before he could react. (source)
• Accidentally shoots his own dick. (source)

Schwartz Abilities

• Vaporized a man’s dick. (source)
• Disguised himself as the father of Princess Vespa. (source)
• Creates a laser sword that is deadly enough to kill a cameraman in one swipe, and uses it to duel Lone Starr. (source)
• Stops Lone Starr’s attacks with a force field. (source)
• Shoots several lasers at Lone Starr. (source)