Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States is many things to many people. A target of ineffectual hand-wringing, a meme, a daddy figure, the actual messiah. To “Rogue Cartoonist” Ben Garrison, he’s an Aryan superman. Over the course of Garrison’s long winded career as a label-obsessed political commentator, his depictions of Donald Trump as a beefcake have grown increasingly divorced from reality, leading many to suspect Garrison of having something of a Smithers/Burns complex towards the 72 year old real estate mogul. Garrison himself has done little to disprove this. Given that Garrison has decided to portray Trump as a superhero, I’ve decided to treat him like one with his very own RT.

Strength

• Lifts a giant wrench and uses it to tighten a loose pipe. (source)
• Pulls a sword out of a stone. (source)
• Lifts the top of Maxine Waters’ head, which is larger than himself. (source)
• Holds up a grown man by the scruff of the neck. (source)
• Lifts Kim Jong Un. (source)
• Crushes Angela Merkel between his and Vladimir Putin’s hands. (source)
• Punts Hillary Clinton across a room. (source)
• Holds a giant golden trophy with a grown man inside. (source)
• Holds up a giant golden medal around his neck. (source)
• Sweeps a grown man to the curb. (source)
• Sweeps away three men and a television. (source)
• Pushes four people out of a building. (source)
• Yanks a rug out from under three people standing on it, sending them flying. (source)
• Impales a dragon. (source)
• Lifts a boulder. (source)
• Pulls out a giant plug. (source)
• Bodyslams three people so hard they crack concrete. (source)
• Breaks a hole through a brick wall. (source)
• With help from what appears to be Nigel Farage, pushes a building off a cliff. (source)
• Demolishes a parthenon. (source)
• Holds up a prison. (source)
• Lifts the entire White House. (source)

Durability

• Is pulled in two directions by five people. (source)
• As a wall, is completely unaffected by six people, including an elephant man and a robot, all headbutting him. (source) ((Transformation))
• Unharmed by a barrage of punches from Mitt Romney. (source)
• Survives an attempt to crush him against a wall. (source)
• Unphased by three cannonballs to the chest. (source)
• Withstands hurricane winds. (source)
• Bullets bounce off of him. (source) ((PARODY COMIC. Thanks to u/ConRadRooz and u/Love_Em for pointing it out to me))

Agility

• Surfs a “Red Wave”. (source)
• Performs a slam dunk. (source)
• As a baseball, travels so fast he leaves a trail of fire behind him. (source) ((Transformation))
• Closes a boom gate before a terrorist can cross. (source)
• Pulls away a chair before somebody can sit down. (source)
• His eyes are able to track a flying rocket. (source)

Intelligence

• Beats former Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto at 3D chess. (source)
• Appears to be winning at 3D chess against Garrison’s personification of Globalism. (source)
• Gets an A+. (source)
• Can pilot an airplane. (source)
• Can operate a crane. (source)

Transformations

• Transforms into an incredibly creepy baby. (source)
• Transforms into an ice cream cone. (source)
• Transforms into a gavel. (source)
• Transforms into a baseball. (source)
• Transforms into his own tax returns. (source)
• Transforms into a disturbing human/elephant hybrid. (source)
• Transforms into a tornado powerful enough to blow away multiple people, a hot air balloon, a pyramid, and the Eiffel Tower. (source)
• Transforms into a giant lion able to casually lift fully grown men and knock around multiple people with its tail. (source)
• Transforms into a massive wave. (source) (Also depicted as a wave at https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/4830564_orig.jpg)
• Transforms into a whale capable of ploughing through giant waves. (source)
• Transforms into a giant cactus whose spines are sharp enough to impale people. (source)
• Transforms into a brick wall with a human head and arms. (source)
• Grows large enough to dwarf the entire US. (source)
• Transforms into the sun, shining hot enough to cause multiple people to melt. (source)

Misc

• Claps for himself. (source)
• Hacks his way through a jungle. (source)
• Stands down a giant Illuminati pyramid monster. (source)
• Stands down a giant tank. (source)
• Swordfights Jeff Bezos. (source)
• Beats Roger Goodell in a football game. (source)
• Beats Hillary Clinton in a boxing match. (source) (Ben Garrison’s Hillary Clinton can effortlessly manhandle Bernie Sanders (Source: https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OuezpWOvtW8/V5b6To92D-I/AAAAAAAAB_o/Qj8QO7DZbeY-VK1j8vFUDblyGGxhtsflACLcB/s1600/bernie_hillary_cartoon_ben_garrison.jpg))
• Balances out six other people on a seesaw. (source)
• Magically disappears several government policies and concepts. Implied to be able to levitate human beings. (source)
• Hunts vampires. (source)
• Is apparently a Starfleet Captain. (source)
• Is complimented by King Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. (source)
• Literally delivers a message from God. (source)

Equipment

• Has a medal that can make people’s heads explode. (source)
• Has a proton pack. (source)
• Has his own train that moves fast enough to leave behind flames. (source)
• Possesses a giant eagle large enough for him to ride on. (source) (Eagle is able to resist the pull of several giant hands (Source: https://i.redd.it/fz3bh9901l7z.jpg))