Videogamedunkey

Dunkey

Dunkey

Videogamedunkey, or Dunkey for short, is a YouTuber with a gaming channel primarily for comedy. Although he doesn’t look like much, when you take all of his claims together Dunkey can be a fierce opponent.

Abilities

  • Physically drops beats on people with the weight of concrete. (source)
  • Takes people to hell. (source)
  • Forges flaming hot bars.
  • Killed Smite, a magic spell. (source)
  • Kills through dreams. (source)
  • People die just from reading his verses. (source)
  • When Videogamedunkey plays, nobody else plays because nobody else matters. (source)
  • Kills people so hard that they get erased from existence. (source)

Strength

  • Throws Jeffrey at a million or a billion miles an hour. (source)
  • Slits the throat of a dinosaur so large it contained the entire galaxy in its eyeball. (source)
  • WWE wrestling champion. (source)

Durability

  • Armor made out of Doritos that is bulletproof. (source)
  • Survives a beating from Jackie Chan. (source)
  • Fell through the floor into hell, survived the fall, and returned to the mortal realm. (source)
  • Skin made out of the same material as Juggernaut’s suit. (source)
  • When appearing nearly killed, claims opponents are ‘not even close, baby’, suggesting survival beyond health bar indications.

Skill

  • Trained by Hulk Hogan. (source)
  • Navy SEAL. (source)
  • Really a Navy SEAL. (source)
  • Seriously a Navy SEAL. (source)
  • Killed the real Doublelift, a pro League player considered the best ADC in North America. (source)

Speed

  • Gets the world record for the fastest kill three times in the same game. (source)
  • Makes people’s deaths exceed the speed limit and casually rips a man’s head off. (source)
  • Is a car. (source)

Endurance

  • Fights for 12 years. (source)

Intelligence

  • Knows what the future of gaming holds; no one else knows. (source)

Ruthless

  • Truly ruthless fighter with no remorse over killing innocents; gives no quarter in fights.
  • Sacrifices a woman to Imothep for one foam Hulk Hand after whipping her and using her as a human shield. (source)
  • Killed his own family multiple times. (source)
  • Eats his own children for breakfast. (source)
  • Feels no remorse and actually takes joy in what he does. (source)

Other

  • Rap skills are fire. (source)
  • Killed the other Avengers. (source)
  • It often takes people multiple years of prep to face him. (source)

Weaknesses

  • Has never won a single Mario Kart Wii race online. (source)
  • Has had notable difficulty with Captcha. (source)
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