The Gingerdead Man

Gingerdead Man

When the savage killer Millard Findlemeyer was arrested and executed by electric chair, his mother had his remains cremated. As a witch, Mrs. Findlemeyer knew exactly how to bring her son back to the land of the living, and she mixed her boy’s ashes with some gingerbread mix. She sent this tainted mix to the bakery where Millard’s near-victim, Sarah, worked at. Unbeknownst to her, Sarah would mix, bake and let cool the man who almost killed her years ago. When his soul returned to Earth in the body of the irregularly large gingerbread cookie, the Gingerdead Man would pick up where he left off and kill dozens of people in his new form.

General

As a human, he was a fearsome mass/serial killer (source) (1)
Since he’s played by Gary Busey, Millard was an extremely unhinged man (source) (1)
A baker cuts his hand, then bleeds into the gingerbread mix, and they still decide to bake cookies with it (source) (1)
When the cookie is baked, Millard Findlemeyer returns to Earth as the Gingerdead Man (source) (1)
As long as there’s gingerbread mix to bake with, the Gingerdead Man can keep returning (source) (1)
Staying in cookie form for too long will make Millard stale, so the goal is to assume a human form eventually (source) (2)

Physicals - Strength - Unarmed

Dragged an adult woman into an industrial-sized oven. Also notable, the door looked heavy enough for an adult man to struggle when opening it. (source) (1)
Bites a woman’s nose, making it gush blood (source) (3)
Removes a vent cover with his hands (source) (3)

Physicals - Strength - With Weapons

Slices off a woman’s finger with a small knife (source) (1)
Knocks out a woman by hitting her in the back of the head with a frying pan (source) (1)
Slices into a woman’s face (source) (1)
Knocked out a guy with a mallet (source) (1)
Stabbed a man with multiple knives, then sawed his head off offscreen (source) (2)
Stabs into a woman’s back so hard, he punctures the guy in front of her (source) (2)
Chops through a man’s Achilles tendons with a cleaver (source) (3)
Jumps off the top of a stage, splitting a woman’s skull with a cleaver as he falls (source) (3)
Stabs a woman in the torso and neck with a switchblade (source) (VS)
Splits a man’s forehead with a hatchet (source) (VS)
Offscreen, he stuck a bong through a man’s skull, without breaking the glass bong (source) (VS)
Uses a hatchet to break a hole in a wooden door (source) (VS)

Physicals - Agility

Crawls around in the vents (source) (2)
Crawls up a man’s back without him noticing, then stabs him to death (source) (2)
Can jump to the top of a stool (source) (3)
Dodges a couple joints before being hit by one (source) (666)

Physicals - Durability

He’s hurt but stays in one piece when struck with a frying pan (source) (1)
A bunch of possessed animatronic puppets restrain Gingy and crucify him, which he withstands while losing a lot of blood (source) ([Flashing Lights] 2)
Heals from a burnt face after a short time (source) (3)
Gets his cookie penis pulled off (source) (3)
His cookie penis later regenerated (source) (420)
Gets hit with a swinging disco ball (source) (3)
He’s torn apart and stuffed into a magic cookie jar (source) (3)
Gets kicked across a room, which knocks him out briefly (source) (VS)
Stomped to pieces by a clown in Hell (source) ([Limit] 666)

Skills - Accuracy

Shoots two scientists to death (source) (3)
Kills two women with headshots (source) (3)
Throws a cleaver into a man’s skull (source) (3)

Skills - Intelligence

Uses a rolling pin to reach a car’s gas pedal, then runs into a man (source) (1)
Sets up a tripwire to somehow put a knife through a woman’s forehead (source) (1)
Pilots a sci-fi movie prop robot, firing real lasers that can disintegrate people. It’s noted that Gingerdead Man was most likely the one who re-wired it to fire lasers. (source) (2)
Notices a convenient barrel of hydrochloric acid and connects a hose to it, using it to trick three women into burning themselves. This cruel trick kills all three women. (source) (3)
Locks the room where he messily killed someone to avoid others finding the body (source) (3)
Replaces a woman’s cocaine with bathroom cleaner, poisoning her (source) (3)

Skills - Temporary Gear

Uses a miniature chainsaw to remove a guy’s hand (source) (2)
In the aforementioned robot suit, he easily dispatches a man in a physical confrontation (source) (2)
Used a time machine to travel to the 1970s, but he tossed it away after getting frustrated with its cooldown period (source) (3)
Uses a nail gun to kill three people, riddling them with nails (source) (3)

Possession

When his head is eaten by a guy, Millard possesses him after a couple minutes (source) (1)
When possessing others, the person’s face is mutated (source) (1)
Possessed bodies can take bullets well (source) (1)
A possessed man is pushed into an oven, which kills the Gingerdead Man (source) (1)
By killing six victims, and sacrificing a virgin, he can switch souls with the virgin victim (source) (2)
When a guy eats the Gingerdead Man’s burned corpse later, the possession is instantaneous (source) (2)

Miscellaneous

When crucified, he lights on fire for some reason (source) ([Flashing Lights] 2)
Fires a six-shooter revolver at least seventeen times (source) (1)
Has a good sense of smell (source) (3)
Doesn’t respect women (source) (3)
He tastes like shit (source) (VS)
He dislikes the French (source) (VS)
He fucks, and he’s biologically capable of ejaculating (source) ([NSFW] 420)
He can get high (source) (H5)

Comics - Physicals - General

Resurrected when baked with blood, beer, and the powerful stimulant, Confection (source) (GM:BB)

Comics - Physicals - Strength

Destroyed a victim’s face with an icing gun (source) (GM:BB)
Lifts a toaster and slams it on someone’s hand, burning it (source) (GM:BB)
Cooks up a pot of hot coffee, then drops it on a cop, quickly burning him to the bone (source) (GM:BB)
Wraps some wired lights around a woman’s neck, then hangs her from the ceiling (source) (GMMEB)
Manually decapitates a My Little Pony parody (source) (GMMEB)
Eviscerates a wizard with a broken candy cane (source) (GMMEB)

Comics - Physicals - Durability

Responds well after getting his arm shot off (source) (GM:BB)
After getting booted across a room, the Gingerdead Man turns himself in midair to cut into someone’s face (source) (GM:BB)
He gets knocked into boiling hot coffee and melts (source) ([Limit] GM:BB)

Comics - Physicals - Agility

Leaps up at a victim and used an electric egg beater to destroy the back of his head and jaw (source) (GM:BB)
Leaps at a man to disembowel him (source) (GM:BB)
Stabs someone in the crotch, then the mouth (source) (GMMEB)

Comics - Abilities - Possession

Force feeds a cop his severed cookie arm to possess him (source) (GM:BB)

Comics - Abilities - Minions - Mini-Gingers

In a bakery and with the help of a human minion, GDM bakes a bunch more cookies and a dragon made of cookie and candy (source) (GM:BB)
Commands dozens of cookie henchman to climb into some drug dealers’ mouths in order to possess them (source) (GM:BB)
A bunch of cookie henchman cooperate to remove someone’s face (source) (GM:BB)
The cookie henchman can come together to form a gingerbread cookie monster that’s a bit larger than an adult human (source) (GM:BB)

While riding a flying dragon, he uses a large knife to decapitate someone (source) (GM:BB)
While the dragon can fly, it has the durability of a large cookie (source) (GM:BB)

Comics - Abilities - Alternate Forms - Piece of Crap Form

After a dog laps up some of the coffee he was melted in, the Gingerdead Man is crapped out and alive (source) (GM:BB)
As a piece of shit, he’s alright after being stepped in (source) (GMMEB)
After some guy eats a gingerbread cookie, the GDM (in crap form) jumps into his mouth, emerging from his stomach as a gingerbread cookie reborn (source) (GMMEB)

Comics - Abilities - Alternate Forms - Gingerdead Hu-Man

Gets turned into the Gingerdead Hu-Man by a wizard (source) (GMMEB)
In this form, he can turn his limbs into weapons (source) (GMMEB)
Dodges an optic blast (source) (GMMEB)
Manually decapitates a man (source) (GMMEB)
Woefully offscreen, the Gingerdead Hu-Man can use his genitals as a propellor to achieve flight (source) (GMMEB)
Gets hit by a truck into a portal, but he seems fine (source) (GMMEB)
The Hu-Man form is destroyed with a number of missiles, and it’s revealed to be a robot suit piloted by the cookie (source) (GMMEB)

Comics - Abilities - Alternate Forms - Gingerdead Kong

Gingerdead Kong is another form granted by the wizard, and it’s a 50-foot tall form that can stomp trucks flat (source) (GMMEB)
Breaks part of a skyscraper wall with a punch (source) (GMMEB)
Gets punched off the top of a skyscraper, but leaps back up to attack a foe (source) (GMMEB)
After getting high from the Evil Bong, Gingerdead Kong is impaled on her mecha-fist (source) (GMMEB)
He survives this, and crawls out of the wreckage of Gingerdead Kong as his normal, cookie form (source) (GMMEB)

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