God

The man upstairs, the unmoved mover, the creator of heaven and the stars. When Bruce Nolan says that he could do God’s job better than him, God calls his buff and gives Bruce his powers and responsibility. Since Bruce is an idiot, this goes about as well as you expect. Oh and a few years later he made another dude build a boat to save a bunch of animals but we don’t talk about that one.

OMNISCIENCE

• Knows about Bruce’s father (source)
• Knows how many fingers Bruce is holding behind his back (source)
• Knows a lot about Evan (source)

BODY MANIPULATION

• Gives Bruce two extra fingers (source)
• Makes Evan’s beard unshavable (source)
• Makes Evan’s hair white (source)

POWER BESTOWAL

• Gives Bruce reality warping abilities (source) (See here: https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/30k3z0/respect_bruce_nolan_bruce_almighty/ to see what Bruce is capable of with said abilities)

TELEPORTATION

• Teleports to a seat near Bruce (source)
• Teleports to near Bruce in the remains of a party (source)
• Teleports to near Evan (source)
• Teleports into Evan’s car (source)
• Teleports away (source)
• Teleports to next to Evan (source)
• Teleports next to Evan again (source)
• Teleports Bruce to Mount Everest (source)

WATER WALKING

• Can walk on water (source)

PERSON REPLACEMENT

• Replaces a doomsday hobo with himself (source)
• Replaces a cop with himself (source)
• Replaces a weather reporter person with himself (source)

TIME TRAVEL

• Takes Evan back to before humans ruined an environment (source)

ITEM CREATING

• Gives Evan a book called ‘Ark Building For Dummies’ (source)
• Summons some water (source)

WATER MANIPULATION

• Summons a giant wave to redirect an ark (source)

ANIMAL MANIPULATION

• Makes a bunch of animals follow Evan everywhere (source)

OTHER

• Saves Bruce’s life (source)

ITEMS

• A really big filing cabinet detailing Bruce’s life (source)
• The parts needed to build an Ark (source)

WEAKNESSES

• Refuses to violate free will (source)