Gorillaz

In 1999 a greasy cartoon character from Stoke-on-Trent, England had a dream: To become the most wealthy and famous musician in the world. His method of doing so, simple: make a deal with Beelzebub for his immortal soul. Doing so would set off a series of events which result in the formation of The Gorillaz, a defining staple of British pop, British punk, alternative, scene, and the music landscape in general, their misadventures spanning just about every medium and platform you could imagine.

Group Feats

• The group survives being hit by two missiles that wreck their ATV, emerging charred and blackened but otherwise unharmed. (source)
• In a straight drag race, the finishing order is 1st: Murdoc, 2nd: 2-D, 3rd: Noodle, 4th: Russel. (source)
• The band owns a device that converts thoughts into music, useful for sampling, producing a specific song as a result. (source)
• The band is turned giant for a performance in Times Square. (source)

2-D Physicals

• 2-D dodges pool balls fired from mounted guns for a while until they hit and ground him. (source)
• 2-D walks a significant distance through the desert carrying Noodle on his back. (source)
• 2-D gets run over by a bumper car. (source)
• 2-D survives a flying car hitting him in the head, causing a coma; later, he is launched through a car’s windshield at 70 mph, skids on his face for half a mile, waking him up. Long-term effects include fractured eyes pushed inward, giving them an all-black appearance. (source)
• 2-D survives a massive explosion that launches him out of a well. (source)

2-D Other

• 2-D can rotate parts of his body independently. (source)
• 2-D’s blackened eyes may inhibit his vision, contributing to his perpetual clumsiness. (source)

Murdoc Niccals Strength

• Murdoc dislocates 2-D’s jaw with a single punch. (source)
• Murdoc hits a man with his bass guitar hard enough to permanently imprint the logo into his neck. (source)
• Murdoc kicks a hole in a speaker. (source)
• Murdoc throws a stereo through a tour bus skylight. (source)
• Murdoc slices zombies in half with a large scythe. (source)
• Murdoc tosses an indestructible watch hard enough to wreck a spaceship/car. (source)
• Murdoc deflects pool balls fired from mounted guns using pelvic thrusts and light protective padding. (source)

Murdoc Niccals Physicals

• Murdoc is grabbed by the groin and slammed into the ground by a zombie gorilla hand capable of busting through concrete; later, another strike grounds him. (source)
• Murdoc jumps over a dozen feet from a standstill. (source)
• Murdoc narrowly avoids a fighter plane’s machine gun fire and survives a bomb exploding nearby. (source)
• Murdoc deftly avoids falling fireballs and shrapnel while driving. (source)

Murdoc Niccals Other

• Murdoc is devious and cunning, manipulating others against their interests while keeping multi-layered plans secret. (source)
• Murdoc created Cyborg Noodle using spare DNA from the original Noodle. (source)
• Murdoc levitates through meditation. (source)
• Murdoc has a voodoo doll of 2-D and can presumably make them for others. (source)
• Murdoc’s fragrance, Essence Murdoc, is toxic enough to cause a giant to explode when ingested. (source)
• Murdoc escapes a Mexican prison using a paper mache dummy and a recording of himself. (source)
• Murdoc summons demons and pagan spirits via Satanic ritual during a tour. (source)
• Murdoc knows advanced car maneuvers. (source)
• Murdoc knows unconventional urination techniques. (source)

Noodle Skill

• Noodle is trained in every martial art including sonic warfare, can play every instrument, and knows English, lip-reading, mechanics, and other languages. (source)
• Noodle sweeps an interviewer’s feet out from under them before they can react. (source)
• Noodle fights off a group of cultists. (source)
• Noodle battles using a samurai sword while blindfolded. (source)
• Noodle leaps over Russel, snatches his wig, slaps the back of his head, and pulls his arms to ground him. This occurs in a video game context but is performed by the real Noodle and Russel in-universe. (source)

Noodle Physicals

• Noodle sends a zombie gorilla flying with a jumping bicycle kick. (source)
• Noodle lops off a shapeshifter’s head with one katana swing. (source)
• Noodle jumps 20 feet into the air after a guitar solo. (source)
• Noodle deflects energy weapon fire using an indestructible watch. (source)
• Noodle falls several stories from Del’s gigantic chest and survives being launched back into the air by a footstep. (source)
• Noodle avoids machine gun fire from two helicopters, partly through luck and movement. (source)
• Noodle outpaces the multi-story tall Del using continuous forward handsprings. (source)

Noodle Other

• Noodle carries a collapsible tommy gun that can bring down an older model fighter plane while pursued by pirates. (source)
• Noodle carries a custom submachine gun with a grenade lobber attachment. (source)
• Noodle uses a flamethrower to clear zombies from Kong Studios. (source)
• Noodle survives a devastating crash and subsequent bombing through undetermined means. (source)
• Noodle is an accomplished racer and possibly ran through an electrified fence to enter the track. (source)
• Noodle is surprisingly skilled at chess. (source)

Russel Hobbs Physicals

• Russel holds up an alligator while it swallows 2-D. (source)
• Russel shakes and snaps pier boards by walking on them. (source)
• Russel’s scratching causes his records to catch fire and melt. (source)
• Russel knocks a punching bag through the ceiling after prolonged beating. (source)
• Russel, while semi-conscious, helps Noodle fight off a group of cultists. (source)

Russel Hobbs Other

• Russel is prone to possession by supernatural entities; as a teenager, demon possession doubled his size and gave him strength to throw around other kids. (source)
• Russel owns the Hip Hop Machine, containing every known beat, most studio equipment, and ghosts of legendary drummers. (source)
• Russel designed and built the Geep. (source)

Russel Hobbs Gigantism

• Russel grows gigantic after consuming tons of polluted ocean life and jetsam at Plastic Beach; gigantism reverses with starvation but he can switch sizes at will afterward. (source)
• Russel lifts a lifeboat with Noodle inside on his head without noticing. (source)
• Russel snacks on giant sharks. (source)
• Russel grabs a sperm whale from the water and throws it to down a fighter plane. (source)
• Russel survives being harpooned, though barely. (source)

Del

• Del stomps the ground, sending a massive fracture through it, possibly from strength or summoning gravestones from hell. (source)
• Del deflects pool balls from mounted guns with a still hand. (source)
• Del strikes with surprising speed despite his size. (source)
• Del summons a horde of zombie gorillas capable of busting through concrete. (source)
• As an intangible spirit, Del can easily shift size, growing to over 100 feet. (source)

Cyborg Noodle

• Cyborg Noodle has a shotgun and is eager to use it. (source)
• Cyborg Noodle has uzis that tear apart a stone statue. (source)
• Cyborg Noodle has a machine gun built into her mouth. (source)
• Cyborg Noodle has enough firepower to blow out a metal door. (source)
• Cyborg Noodle functions with a hole through her head and a large sea creature inside her body. (source)

Ace

• Ace stabs through a basketball with a switchblade. (source)

Vehicles

• The Geep is an all-terrain vehicle with high top speed, equipped with missiles, capable of driving a loop-de-loop requiring 180 mph and jumping a 200ft gap. (source)
• The band has an armored off-road truck stolen from the Namibia military. (source)
• Murdoc owns a Winnebago used for various purposes, including bashing a hole in Kong Studios’ carpark. (source)
• Noodle owns a personal jetpack. (source)
• Murdoc has a yak named Madge, though it died later. (source)
• The band has a Soviet-era submarine. (source)
• The band owns a small floating island with a windmill, capable of flying above clouds, hollowed with helium and requiring strings. (source)
• The Charon is a 220 ft titanium tour bus; later buses reach over 200 mph. (source)
• The Stylo Camaro has nitro and can transform into a shark-like submarine. (source)
• The band has a Ford Thunderbird. (source)
• The band has a Fonda motorcycle, dune buggy, and golf cart. (source)
• During a zombie apocalypse, the band scavenges a rocket-powered motorcycle, a pickup truck with mounted machine gun, and a fighter jet. (source)
• The band has an RV for space travel that creates craters on the moon by doing donuts. (source)
• The band has a rocket-powered racecar designed to travel to another galaxy. (source)