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Itsy Bitsy

Itsy Bitsy

Itsy Bitsy used to be a depressed drug addict with no hope in life. That’s when she was found by Deadpool’s former friend Weasel, now going by Patient Zero. He gave her a new purpose by injecting her with the DNA of Spider-Man and Deadpool, and a new name: Susan Mary. She prefers Itsy Bitsy. She’s got a combo of their powers, some of her own, and a tendency to be unsettlingly horny on main. She believes very firmly in a survival of the fittest-type mindset, and wants her ‘Daddies’ (Spidey and DP) to help her in her quest to make the world a better place via killing the weak and the rude.

Powers and Such

  • Invisible to the Spidey-Sense (source)
  • Her pheromones drive Spider-Man into a rage (source)
  • Organic webbing, fired from her wrists
  • Acid spit (source)

Strength

  • Throws several swords into Ox’s back (source)
  • Swats away Spider-Man into Deadpool, sending them flying (source)

Speed and Reflexes

  • Dodges gunshots and Spider-Man’s webs (source)
  • Good enough aim to shoot Spider-Man out of the air (source)

Durability and Regen

  • Recovers from being right in the explosion of 100 pounds of C4 (source)
  • Her hands start to grow back near immediately after being cut off (source)
  • Survives as half a body (source)
  • Quickly regenerates replacement, more spidery parts (source)
  • Shrugs off being beaten to shit by Spider-Man with her own leg (source)
  • Survives atomization (source)

Webbing

  • Chops up Patient Zero (source)
  • Strong enough to pull Spider-Man (source)
  • Uses it to destroy a helicopter (source)
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