Johnny English

Johnny English

Johnny English

Johnny English is an MI7 agent who was appointed as the service’s leading man after all the other agents were killed in tragic circumstances. Arrogant, accident-prone and largely inept, Johnny’s shortcomings are made up by his sheer perseverance and dedication to his mission. His enemies often underestimate the threat he poses due to his incompetence, but he always saves the day no matter how many blunders were made on the way.

Vehicles

  • Aston Martin DB7 fires missiles from the exhaust pipe. (source) (1)
  • Aston Martin DB7 has a drinks dispenser. (source) (1)
  • Aston Martin DB7 has ejection seats. (source) (1)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX has personalized voice-activation. (source) (2)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX voice-activation works even when not intended. (source) (2)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX has video communication with MI7. (source) (2)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX has digitally changeable number plate. (source) (2)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX dispenses golf balls. (source) (2)
  • Rolls-Royce 101EX ornament shoots lasers. (source) (2)
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage cannot be tracked digitally, preferred by Johnny. (source) (3)
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage can shoot tear gas missiles. (source) (3)

Firearms

  • Uses Beretta 92FS Inox. (source) (1)
  • Uses Walther PPK. (source) (2)
  • Uses Beretta 92FS. (source) (2)
  • Uses Walther PPK. (source) (3)
  • Uses Glock 17. (source) (3)

Gadgets

  • Syringe rings: one injects super strength muscle relaxant. (source) (1)
  • Syringe rings: the other injects truth serum, but he mixed them up. (source) (1)
  • Satellite-receiver pen and tracking device comb. (source) (2)
  • Voice-changing lozengers. (source) (2)
  • Dart gun digital camera. (source) (2)
  • Distress alarm with flare. (source) (2)
  • Umbrella RPG. (source) (2)
  • Nerve gas nasal spray. (source) (3)
  • Shoebox inflatable boat. (source) (3)
  • Magnetic boots. (source) (3)
  • Exploding cotton buds. (source) (3)
  • Location transmitter sherbet. (source) (3)
  • Instant release super high energy pills keep him alert and hyper-active overnight, causing fatigue later. (source) (3)
  • Remote-controlled type-4 exoskeleton increases strength 100 times with spikes to scale buildings. (source) (3)
  • Red stick blowpipe, Granny Smith hand grenade, and garroting wire watch. (source) (3)
  • Jelly babies that explode upon consumption. (source) (3)

Intelligence

  • Covers his assault on Colonel Chevenix by acting out a confrontation with a fictional attacker. (source) (1)
  • Infiltrates Sauvage’s coronation by disguising as the Bishop of England. (source) (1)
  • Defeats a monk by outsmarting him. (source) (2)
  • Uses brains to chase down a younger, more athletic thief. (source) (2)
  • Can fly a helicopter, albeit clunkily. (source) (1)
  • Infiltrates Le Bastion by letting Tucker beat him up and take him inside as a prisoner after accidentally calling attention. (source) (2)
  • As a geography teacher, secretly teaches students espionage, bomb defusal, and winning over ladies. (source) (3)
  • Identifies a student blending in the background. (source) (3)

Fighting Skill

  • Parries Interpol agent Lorna Campbell’s attacks. (source) (1)
  • Defeats four armed Vortex thugs. (source) (2)
  • Disarms Simon Ambrose. (source) (2)
  • Subdues an armed guard with hands tied behind his back. (source) (3)
  • Assaults multiple defenseless civilians in a VR simulation mistaking them for foes. (source) (3)

Espionage, Stealth & Infiltration

  • Sneaks attacks Boph. (source) (1)
  • Poses as golfer Peter Adams to retrieve information from Sergei Pudovkin. (source) (2)
  • Poses as French waiter to steal a smartphone. (source) (3)
  • Infiltrates Volta’s home. (source) (3)
  • Enters Garroch Castle as bagpipes player, then hides in suit of armor to avoid security. (source) (3)

Danger Evasion

  • Evades MI7 in a technologically-advanced wheelchair. (source) (2)
  • Escapes Jason Volta’s home with hands tied and during car chase by instructing a student driver. (source) (3)

Dubious Skills & Feats

  • Speaks French. (source) (1)
  • Claims to navigate dark area through sonic chanting. (source) (1)
  • Uses sign language. (source) (1)
  • Speaks Japanese. (source) (1)
  • Claims to unlock door by whistling certain frequency. (source) (1)
  • Claims to travel from Kalahari desert to Bulawayo with only toothbrush and sherbet lemons. (source) (1)
  • Speaks Cantonese. (source) (2)

Strength

  • KOs Colonel Chevenix with a bottle. (source) (1)
  • KOs the Bishop of England. (source) (1)
  • KOs Pegasus with a punch. (source) (2)
  • KOs Jason Volta by hurling a tablet phone. (source) (3)

Durability

  • Gets repeatedly rammed into a punching bag without flinching. (source) (2)
  • Disciplines mind to ignore pain while concentrating. (source) (2)
  • Crosses distance dragging a rock tied to his genitals. (source) (2)
  • Doesn’t react when kicked in the groin. (source) (2)
  • Walks through multiple gunshots in suit of armor, then struck by helicopter rotor without hindrance. (source) (3)

Drug Tolerance

  • Endures powerful muscle relaxant that collapsed another man quickly, retaining composure later. (source) (1)
  • Manages to retain composure when muscle relaxant effects linger later that night. (source) (1)
  • Resists mind control drug Timoxeline Barbebutenol immediately upon effect. (source) (2)
  • Fights commands from mind control drug later on. (source) (2)
  • Survives lethal effects of Timoxeline Barbebutenol. (source) (2)

Speed

  • Dodges handgun rounds. (source) (1)
  • Avoids submachine gunfire from ambush. (source) (1)
  • Blocks projectile knives with chopping board. (source) (2)
  • Avoids shots from multiple snipers before getting tagged in leg. (source) (2)
  • Jet skis over cliff then boards moving cable car. (source) (2)
  • Escapes through automatic gate before it closes. (source) (3)

Other

  • Not a fan of the French. (source) (1)
  • Attracts ladies. (source) (1)
  • Attracts ladies. (source) (2)
  • Fancies himself a bachelor. (source) (3)
  • Not immune to woman’s charms on the job. (source) (2)
  • Doesn’t mind getting dirty. (source) (1)
  • Mooned the world with Archbishop of Canterbury’s buttocks to prove impostor. (source) (1)
  • Accidentally crowned King of England briefly. (source) (1)
  • Received knighthood for thwarting Pascal Sauvage’s plot. (source) (1)
  • Lost knighthood for failing to protect president of Mozambique. (source) (2)
  • Almost regained knighthood but assaulted Queen mistaking her for assassin. (source) (2)
  • Can commandeer vehicles outside UK. (source) (2)
  • Not down with modern technology. (source) (3)
  • Might be a bit sexist. (source) (3)
  • Accidentally flashed junk on national television. (source) (3)
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