Kanye West

Kanye West

Kanye West

Kanye Omari West (also known as Ye, Yeezy, or Yeezus) is an American singer-songwriter most famous for his College trilogy of albums (College Dropout, Late Registration, and Graduation), interrupting Taylor Swift at the MTV awards, and being named after a cardinal direction. This respect thread focuses on feats from lines sung by Kanye in his studio albums.

Abilities and Arsenal

  • Kanye West possesses a PhD, interpreted as a Pretty Huge Dick. ([Breathe In, Breathe Out])
  • Kanye West can be summoned like Candyman to fix things like a handyman. ([Breathe in, Breathe Out])
  • Kanye West carries two hand-cannons holstered at his hips. ([Two Words])
  • Kanye West changed the cards he was dealt and altered the stars through prayer. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West knows how to assemble IKEA furniture. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West has good liquor like Patron available. ([Celebration])
  • Kanye West has Cristal and Moet & Chandon on hand. ([Celebration])
  • Kanye West is very wild and vows his child will be well endowed like him. ([Celebration])
  • Kanye West gets his way even at T.G.I. Fridays. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West can create summer in winter and teach others how. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West calms situations and handles problems without panic. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West has the power to make a diamond with his bare hands. ([Diamonds from Sierra Leone])
  • Kanye West can fly. ([Late])
  • Kanye West owns a time machine like a DeLorean. ([Good Morning])
  • Kanye West looks like a hero even in a Speedo due to his ego. ([The Glory])
  • Kanye West experiences visions he must act on. ([Welcome to Heartbreak])
  • Kanye West can make others high, fly, and touch the sky. ([Paranoid])
  • Women love Kanye West’s Chicago accent. ([Monster])
  • Kanye West, as a Pharaoh, puts the pussy in a sarcophagus. ([Monster])
  • Kanye West’s large penis bruised a girl’s esophagus during oral sex. ([Monster])
  • Kanye West lives in the future, making his presence a gift. ([Monster])
  • Kanye West is above the law and disregards others. ([So Appalled])
  • Kanye West is magic. ([So Appalled])
  • Kanye West flies at 30,000 feet, uninvited to others. ([So Appalled])
  • Kanye West is gifted at identifying what he dislikes most. ([Runaway])
  • Kanye West can levitate and make the devil wait. ([Hell of a Life])
  • Kanye West transforms into a wolf under the full moon. ([Black Skinhead])
  • Kanye West turns a basement into a nightclub. ([Bound 2])

Strength

  • Kanye West holds down an entire city, likely Chicago. ([Two Words])
  • Kanye West returns to tear things up, prompting haters to gear up. ([Everything I Am])
  • No one can take away Kanye West’s achievements; his reign is vast. ([Amazing])
  • Kanye West chokes a South Park writer with a fish stick. ([Gorgeous])
  • Kanye West holds belts in two weight classes and pursues others’ titles. ([Gorgeous])
  • Kanye West makes women shake like they have Parkinson’s upon arrival. ([On Sight])

Speed and Agility

  • Kanye West stole without getting caught. ([Spaceship])
  • Kanye West’s hustle is unmatched and unfathomable. ([Spaceship])
  • Kanye West has bounce like hydraulics and swerve like alcoholics. ([Get ‘Em High])
  • Kanye West outpaces low-class individuals with no cash. ([Breathe In, Breathe Out])
  • Kanye West moves at 500 mph, out of control. ([Black Skinhead])
  • Kanye West’s mind moves like a Tron bike. ([I’m In It])

Durability

  • Kanye West maintains a poker face after a girl grabs his genitals in a club. ([Breathe In, Breathe Out])
  • Kanye West survived cracking his head on the steering wheel in a car crash. ([School Spirit])
  • Kanye West rapped through the wire with his mouth wired shut after an accident. ([Through the Wire])
  • Kanye West endures extreme treatments like Boost for breakfast and Ensure for dessert without going berserk. ([Through the Wire])
  • Kanye West is unbreakable, evading death like Mr. Glass. ([Through the Wire])
  • Kanye West sustains himself through willpower when barely living. ([Bring Me Down])
  • Bad things make Kanye West feel good. ([Addiction])
  • For Kanye West, it’s never over; he keeps coming back. ([Addiction])
  • Kanye West only gets a headache from boring conversation that would put others to sleep. ([Celebration])
  • Kanye West refuses to change despite fame or game. ([Diamonds from Sierra Leone])
  • For Kanye West, giving up is harder than trying even when living feels harder than dying. ([Champion])
  • What doesn’t kill Kanye West makes him stronger. ([Stronger])
  • Nothing stops Kanye West; he moves through rumors on fumes. ([Can’t Tell Me Nothing])
  • Kanye West hid pain from a deep emotional cut like surgery. ([Bittersweet Poetry])
  • Kanye West is immune to weak diss tracks lyrically. ([See Me Now])

Rapping

  • Kanye West’s flow can bash skulls and cut like Pastor Troy. ([Get ‘Em High])
  • Kanye West spits so hot it tans skin. ([School Spirit])
  • Kanye West can kill on 16 bars. ([The New Workout Plan])
  • In 10 seconds, Kanye West’s infectious flow creates massive buzz. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West rocked 20,000 people on tour; no one can say anything to him. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West kills lyrically, driving miracle whips in a mayonnaise-colored Benz. ([Last Call])
  • Even Kanye West’s superficial raps are super-official compared to others. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West excels on any song he’s featured on. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West’s beat is cold but his flow is anemic—wait, no: the beat cold but flow sick. ([Diamonds from Sierra Leone])
  • Kanye West’s beats are so sick no flow can detox them. ([Back to Basics])
  • Kanye West’s beats improved the Chicago Bulls’ performance. ([Back to Basics])
  • Kanye West inspires kids, making them feel invincible. ([Champion])
  • Kanye West’s raps slaughter competitors; haters kill themselves trying. ([The Glory])
  • Kanye West won’t mess up his groove. ([Heartless])
  • Kanye West is the best rapper living or dead, hands down. ([Monster])

Godhood

  • Angels watch over Kanye West from the other side. ([Never Let Me Down])
  • Kanye West is literally limelight, earning five mics on Blueprint. ([Two Words])
  • Kanye West feels the devil breathing, knowing he’s alive. ([Heard ‘Em Say])
  • Kanye West carries fate in his home and dome. ([My Way Home])
  • Kanye West’s vibrations are felt; no magazine can kill his vibe. ([Diamonds from Sierra Leone])
  • Kanye West receives God-given hot lines from heaven. ([I Wonder])
  • Kanye West shines like a star as he is one. ([I Wonder])
  • Kanye West is a god, a man of God, with life in God’s hands. ([I Am A God])
  • Kanye West talks to Jesus, who is the most high, but Yeezy is close. ([I Am A God])
  • Kanye West is both dead and alive, even calling 2Pac. ([Hold My Liquor])

Misc

  • Kanye West is prepared for the worst with a weapon for the second. ([Breathe In, Breathe Out])
  • Kanye West puts down competition and ensures light-skinned niggas never return in style. ([School Spirit])
  • Kanye West stole the game with just his chain and 15 seconds of fame. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West has brains, power, and muscle like Dame, Puffy, and Russell. ([Last Call])
  • Kanye West takes people back to school with Late Registration. ([We Major])
  • Kanye West is ahead of his time, sometimes years out. ([Gone])
  • Kanye West is a fly, cleaner Malcolm X, buying jeans necessary. ([Good Morning])
  • Kanye West combines Gnarls Barkley and Charles Barkley, raising the bar while others limbo. ([The Glory])
  • Kanye West is a monster, killer, and unsolvable problem. ([Amazing])
  • Kanye West does it better than anyone in the 21st century. ([Power])
  • Every superhero needs theme music, like Kanye West. ([Power])
  • Kanye West kills it without needing validation. ([Power])
  • Everyone knows Kanye West is a motherfucking monster. ([Monster])
  • No one is as cold as Yeezy; he takes it to another level. ([Monster])
  • Kanye West is a black Socrates with chocolatey skin. ([See Me Now])
  • People see Kanye West as King Kong when with a white woman at the top. ([Black Skinhead])