Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-Un is the glorious, charismatic, and un-pimply leader of True Korea. With his many talents and many real friends, he goes on very real adventures to destroy the enemies of True Korea.

Physicals

• Smashes a hole in a wall (source)
• Has the strength of one with many real friends (source)
• Throws a missile to the moon (source)
• Blocks blows from a Raticate (source)
• Throws a juggling ball so hard it creates a large explosion and turns a man to ash (source)
• Easily arm wrestles Robocop (source)
• Powerfully bursts through his upper clothes by flexing his muscles (source)
• Strikes a reindeer-man hard enough to send him flying (source)
• Launches a grown man with a bow and arrow (source)
• Punches off a cyborg’s head (source)
• Punches into the future (source)
• Easily defeats two goblins with a statue (source)

Durability

• Constantly deals with the pressures of leadership, which are enough to completely crush any lesser man (source)
• Is bulletproof (source)
• No-sells a punch from Vladimir Putin (source)
• Putin is strong enough to punch a meteor back into space (source)
• Endures a beam of concentrated western media (source)
• Survives his own nuke (source)

Speed

• Spins so fast he becomes a tornado and kills his opponent (source)
• Quickly cuts down three goblins (source)
• Dodges a crotch laser from Ryan Gosling Reynolds (source)
• After taking off a charisma-dampening belt, quickly saves two people while still winning a race (source)

Charisma

• So magnificent that Bruce Willis’ gun becomes flaccid and he refuses to shoot at him (source)
• Causes every female in his school to jump in front of a train when he asks someone else to the prom (source)
• Turns two girls’ eyes permanently into hearts when he takes off his charisma-dampening belt (source)
• Has discovered the female super-orgasm (source)
• Is desired by so many women that a massive wall needs to be put around his wedding (source)

Dancing Talent

• Moonwalks so spectacularly his opponent is stunned by its magnificence (source)
• Is consistently both a better dancer and go-kart racer than Psy (source)
• Dances so well he melts the eyes of onlookers (source)
• The force of his and Psy’s dancing starts to destroy the universe (source)
• Splits into 5 copies of himself that dance around Psy and kill him (source)
• While killing Psy with his dancing, simultaneously saves the community center and brings an orphan’s parents back to life (source)
• Dances so well the heads of everyone watching explode (source)

Koreaball Talent

• Defeats a koreaball team by himself 4007-0 (source)
• Dunks so magnificently Yao Ming’s head explodes and he defecates (source)
• Slam dunks a charged koreaball hard enough to destroy a giant monster (source)

Other Talents

• Juggles so magnificently he impregnates two women (source)
• Is skilled in archery, and is compared to Legolas (source)
• Is a skilled animator (source)
• Due to being the world’s greatest playboy detective, quickly solves a mystery (source)
• Regularly defeats a nerd at online Pokemon battles (source)
• Holds the world record for holding a handstand (source)

Powers

• Fires a missile from his mouth that creates a massive explosion (source)
• Wolverine claws which he uses to defeat Brad Pit, George Clooney and Ryan Gosling Reynolds (source)
• Due to being the son of a dying alien race, can fly at great speeds (source)
• Can split into copies of himself that are stated to be equally powerful to the real Kim Jong-Un (source)
• Creates a massive explosion that is easily visible from space just by crying one tear (source)
• Turns into a meteor and strikes Putin (source)
• Has a pokemon form known as Kim Jong-Chu in which he can create powerful electric blasts (source)
• Turns himself into a plane (source)

Gear

• A Lightsaber (source)
• A hoverboard as well as a hoverboard-riding dragon (source)
• Dragon is strong enough to punch through a wall (source)
• A Sword (source)
• Iron Man Armor given to him by his best friend, Robert Downey Jr. (source)
• Technology which he uses to transfer the soul of his wife into a robotic Anne Hathaway (source)
• The Handsome-Copter (source)
• A T-Rex (source)
• A Jetpack (source)
• A sleigh which he uses to protect True Korea’s children from being spoiled by capitalist excess (source)
• A Pokemon (source)

Celebrity Connections

• Is best friends with Robert Downey Jr. (source)
• Gets his Goatee, becoming immeasurably more powerful (source)
• Has gone on many adventures with Denzel Rodman (source)
• Was romantically involved with Veronica Mars after saving her from western journalism (source)
• Is friends with Vladimir Putin (source)
• Was romantically involved with Jennifer Lawrence (source)