The Emperor's New Groove

Kronk Pepikrankenitz

Kronk Pepikrankenitz

Kronk Pepikrankenitz is just your average Joe living in the Incan Empire. Part time evil henchman, full time cook, dedicated nature enthusiast, diplomat to Squirrel-kind. Kronk gets along with everybody, even the people Yzma’s supposed to be paying him to kill.

Strength

  • Knocks out Kuzco with a broccoli dish. (source) ([Striking], ENG)
  • Cracks a metal wall by opening a window. (source) ([Striking], ENG)
  • Stomps a robot Yzma deep into the ground. (source) ([Striking], ENS-2-24)
  • Knocks out Yzma by bashing her over the head with a bushel of bananas. (source) ([Striking/Scaling], ENS-1-3. Yzma previously survived getting smashed on the head by a giant stone fist (https://gfycat.com/heartfelttestyfawn, ENS-1-1) and a direct blast from a disintegration cannon (https://gfycat.com/wealthyillustriousacornbarnacle, ENS-2-18). Yzma stayed knocked out until the very end of the episode, whereupon Kronk knocked her out a second time (https://gfycat.com/arcticzigzagbordercollie, ENS-1-3).)
  • Shoulder checks a charging palace guard, sending him flying. (source) ([Striking/Scaling], ENS-2-22. The same guards are able to carry massive piles of stuff into and out of Pacha’s hut (https://gfycat.com/acceptabledefinitealbertosaurus, ENS-1-2).)
  • Sends Tipo sliding across a shuffleboard court. (source) ([Throwing], KNG)
  • Gave somebody permanent brain damage by throwing a dodgeball at their head. (source) ([Throwing], ENS-1-3-A)
  • Throws a trashcan with Kuzco inside of it a good distance. (source) ([Throwing], ENS-1-7)
  • Rapidly throws six people one after the other into a dungeon. (source) ([Throwing], ENS-1-15-A)
  • Accidentally snaps a metal umbrella off its base. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-1-19)
  • Snaps open a pair of metal shackles to free Kuzco. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-1-8)
  • Wrings Yzma’s body out like a towel. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-2-17)
  • Easily pulls a lever Kuzco can’t budge with all his might. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-2-3)
  • Pulls a cart filled with a huge pile of heavy objects. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-2-10)
  • Cranks a pulley that opens a pair of giant doors and raises a crane and a giant stone head. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-2-25. The stone head is the size of a house (https://gfycat.com/ornerydeliciousdoe).)
  • Scales a sheer rock face, pulling Yzma up behind him by a rope. (source) ([Pulling], ENS-1-12)
  • Effortlessly carries a large pile of comic books. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-2-2)
  • Holds a large amount of stone Kuzco busts one-handed. (source) ([Lifting], ENG)
  • Picks up a large bin full of potions. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-2-28)
  • Sneaks and sprints around carrying a sack with a grown llama in it in one hand. (source) ([Lifting], ENG)
  • Easily sprints while carrying Yzma in a litter on his back. (source) ([Lifting], ENG)
  • Holds up a large trophy with five kids inside. (source) ([Lifting], KNG)
  • Hangs one-handed off the side of a moving cruise ship. (source) ([Lifting], KNG)
  • Holds up his entire body by one finger. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-1-1)
  • Casually holds a giant sized blowdryer. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-2-12)
  • Walks while carrying a huge sack bigger than he is filled with Halloween decorations. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-1-19)
  • Walks while carrying a gigantic backpack. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-1-16)
  • Juggles a pair of kids, spinning them on his fingers like basketballs and throwing them high into the air. (source) ([Lifting/Throwing], KNG)
  • Lifts and throws a can of spinach heavy enough to crush Yzma. (source) ([Lifting/Throwing], ENS-2-23)
  • Holds a manatee one-handed, then throws it. (source) ([Lifting/Throwing], ENS-2-4)
  • In a flashback to an athletic event he took part in, we see him lift ten llamas at once. (source) ([Lifting], ENS-1-14)
  • On Yzma’s orders, subdues a pair of doctors offscreen. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-1-2)
  • Sends a pile of sleeping bags on top of him flying when he gets up. (source) ([Misc.], KNG)
  • Slaps a turkey, making it spin rapidly so that it launches equal portions to 10 people seated at a table. (source) ([Misc.], KNG)
  • Guaka can’t make him budge an inch. (source) ([Misc/Scaling], ENS-2-5. Guaka is capable of uprooting an entire tree to bring it into show and tell, and is shown pushing the same tree offscreen (https://gfycat.com/scratchyremarkablekawala, ENS-2-14-A), as well as digging through solid stone (https://gfycat.com/welcomewatchfuljabiru, ENS-2-19). (He’s not really a mole, it’s just a costume))
  • His twin brother Krank flings himself off a pull-up bar hard enough to smash a stone wall. (source) ([Misc/Scaling], ENS-1-14)
  • Implied to have somehow wrangled a giant mechanical squid into a tiny suitcase and brought it with him to the beach. (source) ([Misc], ENS-2-2-A)
  • Brings his giant ball of rope to class for show & tell, implying he rolled it there himself. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-1-15-A)
  • After falling down a pit with a crocodile at the bottom and then being sealed inside by a boulder, Kronk managed to get himself out offscreen, presumably moving the boulder and dragging the crocodile attached to him as he climbed out of the hole. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-1-1. The second link for getting out is https://gfycat.com/secondarypeskyivorybilledwoodpecker.)

Agility

  • Catches up with a sack floating downstream and grabs it just in time before it can fall down a waterfall. (source) ([Running], ENG)
  • Runs quickly into the kitchen when he smells his spinach puffs burning. (source) ([Running], ENG)
  • Is able to move rapidly in short bursts via the classic cartoon dash. (source) ([Running], KNG)
  • Another dash. (source) ([Running], KNG)
  • Descends 100 flights of stairs in about a minute. (source) ([Running], ENS-2-3-A)
  • After being spooked by seeing Yzma disguised as him, Kronk sprints from the secret lab deep into the jungle in a short amount of time. (source) ([Running], ENS-1-3)
  • After tripping the intruder alarms in Yzma’s lab, outruns a collapsing floor through a gauntlet of traps. (source) ([Running], ENS-1-8)
  • After a llama drawn cart drives off a cliff, Kronk races to the bottom in time to catch the llama pulling it. (source) ([Running], ENS-2-17-A)
  • Rapidly runs over two mountains to his house and returns just as fast with a drink for a woman, then runs back the same way to bring her a straw. (source) ([Running], ENS-1-1)
  • Runs a massive distance from the secret lab to a village after a stone head is dropped before the head hits the ground. (source) ([Running], ENS-2-25-A. The stairs up from the secret lab are 100 flights by themselves (https://gfycat.com/ecstaticslushylaughingthrush, ENS-2-3-A).)
  • Even after falling behind them, being struck by lightning, and falling down a deep ravine, Kronk beats Pacha and Kuzco on foot to the Secret Lab. Even he doesn’t know how he did it. (source) ([Running], ENG-A. It should be noted that he was carrying Yzma on his back the entire time (https://gfycat.com/annualwellwornirishredandwhitesetter).)
  • Throws a trashcan and moves FTE to catch it. (source) ([Running], ENS-1-7)
  • Moves FTE to beat Yzma to the secret lab entrance, despite her having a significant headstart and him not even seeming to move. (source) ([Running], ENS-2-22)
  • Does a one-handed handspring to launch himself behind a table before a pumpkin can roll down the stairs. (source) ([Acrobatics], ENS-1-19)
  • Cartwheels around a house rapidly tidying up. (source) ([Acrobatics], ENS-2-1)
  • While acting as Kuzco’s stunt double, swings across vines and runs across a river on the backs of crocodiles. (source) ([Acrobatics], ENS-2-10)
  • Acrobatically backflips away and up a steep set of stairs. (source) ([Acrobatics], ENS-1-14)
  • With Yzma, makes his way through a bank security vault’s defences including a series of crushing traps and a laser grid while fleeing Kuzco and a police officer. (source) ([Acrobatics], ENS-2-6)
  • Great at jumprope and can handle two ropes at once. (source) ([Athletics], ENG. The second link for two ropes at once is https://gfycat.com/basicunluckyinvisiblerail.)
  • Kronk is an MVP ball player. (source) ([Athletics], ENS-2-14-A. Has his own line of sponsored cereal (https://gfycat.com/ignorantsilkyhagfish) and footage of him in action on the court (https://gfycat.com/ignorantsilkyhagfish).)
  • Jumps about a storey straight up. (source) ([Leaping], ENS-1-8)
  • Balances on one foot while carrying a large pile of stone busts and a mallet in his teeth. (source) ([Balance], ENG)
  • Balances on one foot while carrying a woman and riding a turtle swimming fairly quickly. (source) ([Balance], KNG)
  • Built a two-storey hut in less than a day. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-2-25-A)
  • Crawls quickly on his fingers and toes. (source) ([Misc.], KNG)
  • Moves as a blur to switch places with Yzma while playing Double Dutch. (source) ([Misc.], ENG)
  • Quickly changes out of a parka. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-1-16)
  • While transformed into a squirrel, dodges thrown kitchen knives and eats 4 thrown spinach puffs out of the air. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-2-9)

Durability

  • Takes a nasty tumble down a flight of stairs. (source) ([Blunt], ENG)
  • Tumbles down an even longer set of stairs. (source) ([Blunt], KNG)
  • While riding a minecart, has his head smashed through three low-hanging wooden signs. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-5)
  • While swinging on a vine, slams into a tree hard enough to leave a deep heart shaped dent in its trunk. (source) ([Blunt], KNG)
  • Belly flops off of Kuzco’s throne and says he’s fine right after. (source) ([Blunt], ENG-A. Here’s a picture of the throne for height reference (http://i.imgur.com/HCrGhud.png).)
  • Gets dropped down a trapdoor. (source) ([Blunt], ENG)
  • Walks off a cliff. Says he’s fine right after. (source) ([Blunt], KNG-A. Here is an image of the cliffs around this campsite for an idea of how far he fell (https://imgur.com/a/MPh5VnO).)
  • Gets dragged into the air by a rope tied to a hot air balloon, getting his head smashed against multiple buildings. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-17. While still attached to the bottom of the same balloon, he falls through the stone roof of a classroom and is completely fine (https://gfycat.com/dearesttastycurlew).)
  • Gets hit in the face by Birdwell with a staff. (source) ([Blunt/Scaling], KNG. Birdwell is even stronger than Kronk (https://gfycat.com/bothfreefritillarybutterfly).)
  • Survived being beaten up by Kavo. (source) ([Blunt/Scaling], ENS-1-7-A. Kavo’s punches crack stone (https://gfycat.com/euphoriceuphoricbluetonguelizard) and turn walls into rubble (https://gfycat.com/wealthymassivebighornsheep, ENS-1-7).)
  • Completely unimpressed by a punch from Kuzco. (source) ([Blunt/Scaling], ENS-1-7. Kuzco is strong enough to break off the nose of a large metal statue (https://gfycat.com/failingunconsciousisopod, ENS-2-2), push a giant carnival ride facade (https://gfycat.com/acceptableemotionalbarb, ENS-2-7), use an acorn to demolish a dam (https://gfycat.com/unluckyportlycrane, ENS-2-8), and pull a boulder bigger than he is with a lasso (https://gfycat.com/lightheartedunfoldedbittern, ENS-2-4).)
  • Drops a grand piano on his head every night. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-10-A)
  • Gets crushed by two different temple traps. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-5)
  • Gets crushed by a giant stone head. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-8)
  • Survives a helicopter crash. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-2-22-A)
  • Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel on his honeymoon. (source) ([Blunt], KNG)
  • After falling into a barrel, rolls an extremely long distance, taking multiple very long falls while still inside. (source) ([Blunt], ENS-1-16)
  • His twin brother Krank survives an impact that levelled a stone wall with only a twisted ankle. (source) ([Blunt/Scaling], ENS-1-14)
  • Falls down a pit dug by Yzma, gets mauled by a crocodile at the bottom of it, then gets crushed under a boulder that falls down it. He shows up later in the same episode just fine, albeit bandaged up. (source) ([Blunt/Piercing/Crushing], ENS-1-1. The second link for showing up later is https://gfycat.com/secondarypeskyivorybilledwoodpecker.)
  • Gets frozen solid into a block of ice during a blizzard and is totally fine after being thawed out. (source) ([Freezing], ENS-2-12)
  • Gets struck by lightning, then falls down a deep ravine. (source) ([Electricity/Blunt], ENG)
  • Along with the rest of his family, eats a large number of peppers. Just one bite of the same type of pepper overwhelmed both Pacha and Kuzco, making their mouths visibly smoke. (source) ([Endurance], ENS-1-14)
  • Runs 40 miles every night. (source) ([Endurance], ENS-1-1-A)
  • Descends 100 flights of stairs. When he sees there’s nobody in the lab, he climbs all the way back up. (source) ([Endurance], ENS-2-3-A. Climbs back up: https://gfycat.com/ringedgraciousbluebreastedkookaburra.)
  • Hops on one foot juggling while dancing for an entire night. (source) ([Endurance], ENS-16-A)
  • Claims to train ‘31 hours a day, 8 days a week’. (source) ([Endurance], ENS-1-14-A. That isn’t actually possible and it may just be an expression, but Kronk tends to be very literal minded.)
  • Is at the epicentre of an explosion of molten cheese that overflows an entire restaurant. (source) ([Misc.], KNG)
  • Survives being eaten by a 40ft long serpent. (source) ([Misc.], ENS-2-17-A. His coworker says it isn’t the first time that’s happened to him.)

Skill

  • Despite his lack of intelligence being frequently played up, Kronk is a B average student–a grade level above Kuzco. (source) ([Intelligence], ENS-1-6-A)
  • Invented the bucket handle. (source) ([Intelligence], ENS-1-5-A)
  • Answers a temple guardian’s riddle correctly where neither of his two friends could. (source) ([Intelligence], ENS-2-5-A)
  • Anticipates a prank from Kuzco and plans out a counter-prank, outsmarting him. (source) ([Intelligence], ENS-2-8-A)
  • Was on the wrestling team in high school. (source) ([Combat], ENG-A)
  • Wrestles evenly with Yzma. (source) ([Combat], ENS-2-27-A)
  • Tosses a grilled chameleon high into the air, then catches it perfectly on a plate on the other side of the kitchen. (source) ([Accuracy], KNG)
  • Hits a perfect hole in one on a minigolf course. (source) ([Accuracy], KNG)
  • Using a miniature catapult, perfectly launches a fortune cookie to land on Kuzco’s bedside table. (source) ([Accuracy], ENS-1-11)
  • Uses a slingshot to hit two people with potions one after the other. (source) ([Accuracy], ENS-2-17)
  • Throws Chicken Kuzco, and then a potion antidote so it lands perfectly in his beak. (source) ([Accuracy], ENS-2-30)
  • Can hide behind objects smaller than he is. (source) ([Stealth], ENS-1-8)
  • Does flawless vocal impressions. (source) ([Mimicry], ENS-1-6-A)
  • His spinach puffs win a Mosty Award. The Mosties are the Incan equivalent of the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, and Iron Chef all rolled into one. (source) ([Cooking], ENS-2-3-A)
  • His cooking is so good, just the smell of it makes the entire village stop what they’re doing and get ready to eat. (source) ([Cooking], KNG)
  • Is apparently a skilled sculptor, crafting multiple marble statues for Kuzco. (source) ([Art], ENS-2-16-A. Later in the same episode, he makes 37 high quality statues in one go (https://gfycat.com/tautdentalgrison).)
  • Not a bad artist. In the episode this was in, each character illustrated their own testimony. (source) ([Art], ENS-1-13-A. Each character illustrated their own testimony (https://gfycat.com/joyousessentialhoneyeater).)
  • Draws his own comic book with impressive skill and solid artwork. (source) ([Art], ENS-2-16-A)
  • Kronk’s got moves. (source) ([Dancing], KNG)
  • As a Junior Chipmunk, is able to speak to and understand all woodland critters, in this case, a condor. (source) ([Animal Communication], ENS-1-13-A)
  • Talks to a toucan. Reiterates that he’s fluent in all animal languages. (source) ([Animal Communication], ENS-1-16-A)
  • This apparently extends even to animals who don’t generally vocalize at all, such as silkworms. (source) ([Animal Communication], ENS-2-15-A)
  • Says he has five Junior Woodchuck badges for animal diplomacy. Also–he can talk to manatees. (source) ([Animal Communication], ENS-2-6-A)
  • Talks down a large number of angry animals at once. (source) ([Animal Communication], ENS-1-16-A)

Misc

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