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MatPat

MatPat

A “theorist” since 2011, this fictional version of MatPat engages in wild speculations and analysis of media and food. He uses real-world chemistry, physics, and biology to explore the abilities of fictional characters and find hidden lore in unexpected places. He is known for discovering numerous plot twists and has several employees assisting him in his pursuit of truth.

PHYSICALS

  • Picks up The Great Wall of China and puts it on a scale (source)
  • Flicks away a Bullet Bill (source)
  • Throws Hello Neighbor at Austin, knocking Austin away (source)
  • Pushes a cannon (source)
  • Lifts 100 pounds on Earth, and 600 pounds on The Moon (source)
  • Strikes away DD with a baseball bat (source)

SPEED

  • Quickly runs across Earth (source)
  • Runs fast enough to keep up with Sonic (source)

INTELGENCE

  • Invented a time machine (source)

DURABLITY

  • Survived the entire universe dying of heat death billions of times (source)
  • Might have survived a Bomb-Bomb explosion (source)
  • Is unharmed by being in a super cold place (source)
  • Is unharmed by eating radioactive chicken (source)
  • Survives getting sick from eating wheat grass (source)
  • Survives a hit from a rocket launcher (source)
  • Survives a giant anvil landing on him (source)

AGILITY

  • Jumps from Earth to The Moon (source)

SHAPESHIFTING

  • Can shapeshift into Nappa (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Velma (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Donald Trump (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Phoenix Wright (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Goku (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Professor X (source)
  • Can shapeshift into a T-rex (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Dr Eggman (source)
  • Can shapeshift into Father Time (source)

WEIRD (OFTEN ONE-OFF) ABILITES

  • Deletes half of all YouTube channels using the Infinity Gauntlet (though users bypass it with second channels) (source)
  • Can levitate and glow after one month without Diet Coke (source)
  • Becomes super huge, with items also increasing in size (source) (Size Manipulation)
  • Controls a fish into liking and subscribing (source) (Fish Control?)
  • Stops time to prevent a Bullet Bill from killing him (source) (Time Stop)
  • Shoots a Spider-Man web (source) (Webs)
  • Comes out of a laptop (source)
  • Can ask editors to perform actions like melting into a puddle of ink, though they are often unwilling (source)
  • Shoots out a Chi beam (source)

OTHER

  • Lived long enough for the universe to die of heat death and restart billions of times (source) (Lifespan)
  • Comes out of the Magic Lamp (source)
  • Has a power level of 234 (source)
  • Has 13.6 million subscribers who can answer polls upon his request (source)
  • Has met Chuck Norris (source)
  • Coined the word “Marioplex” (source)
  • Is one of the three kings of FNAF (source)
  • Is brought back to life by Satan (source)
  • At least 4 of his theories have turned out to be correct (source)

MAJOR ITEMS

  • Possesses a time machine (source)
  • Possesses the Infinity Gauntlet (source)
  • Possesses a headlamp that shoots X-ray waves (source)
  • Possesses a cannon (source)

MINOR ITEMS

  • Possesses Mom’s Knife from Isaac (source)
  • Possesses Grandma’s Knitting Needles (source)
  • Possesses a scouter (source)
  • Possesses a kitchen knife (source)
  • Possesses an axe (source)
  • Possesses a small hammer (source)
  • Possesses a wrench (source)
  • Possesses a plank with nails in it (source)
  • Possesses a sledgehammer (source)
  • Possesses a molotov cocktail (source)
  • Possesses a baseball bat (source)
  • Possesses a waterproof watch (source)
  • Possesses a plunger (source)
  • Possesses a chainsaw (source)
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