Mr. Clean

Introducing the all time champ of all kinds of cleaning… Mr. Clean! Obviously he can clean all kinds of things. But he has some other interesting feats.

Basic Powers

• He can make a bottle of Mr. Clean appear in his hand. (source)
• This bottle is unbreakable. (source)

Charisma

• He can seduce any woman. (source)
• He can seduce any woman. (source)
• When he shows up, people get amazingly happy. When he hands people the bottle, they can even possibly break into song. (source)
• He can make people climax. (source)

Worldwide influence

• People all over the world love him. (source)
• People all over the world love him. (source)
• Can save you a fuck ton of money. (source)

Immortality

• He doesn’t appear to age, you can easily see that if you watch some older commercials and compare it to a newer one. (source)

Strength

• He is immensely strong, even as a child he was strong. (source)
• He can punch with perfect form. (source)

Teleportation

• He can disappear in a puff of smoke. (source)
• Of course he can reappear at will. (source)

Powerful Scrying (omniscience?)

• His reflection can magically appear in any reflective surface. He then can wink at you, implying he can see out of these surfaces. This is shown in many commercials. (source)
• His reflection can magically appear in any reflective surface. He then can wink at you, implying he can see out of these surfaces. This is shown in many commercials. (source)
• If a surface isn’t clean enough for him to use this power, he can clean it from the inside. Thus, he can see out of any surface. So he possibly isn’t omniscient in outer space, etc, but mostly anywhere else. (source)

Reality Manipulation near Bottle

• If a bottle of Mr. Clean is near something, he can extend his strong arms outside the bottle and manipulate reality. (source)
• He can also make lightning bolts come out of the bottle or make it move. Thus, he could move a bottle to almost anywhere. (source)

Godlike Celestial Powers

• He can grab the sun with both hands and pull it out of the sky. (source)

Powers of Life and Death

• Obviously, drinking Mr. Clean or any cleaning solution will kill you. But Mr. Clean also has powers of life, able to make flowers grow or lemons come out of a mop. (source)

Computer Programming/Web Design

• He has computer programming and web design abilities. (source)

Musical Tribute

• People have dedicated their songs to Mr. Clean over the years. Here is another example. (source)