Obama - Jibjab
When darkness had descended all across the land, a lone voice in the distance uttered ‘Yes! We can!’ He gave good speeches, never sweat. He’s real good at the internets… He’s Barack Obama! He’s come to save the day! 2009 political humour kinda sucked, huh?
Strength
- Wrestles a bear. (source)
- Knocks out a man with a neck chop, then sends him flying with an uppercut. (source)
- Sends a pirate captain flying back into the mouth of a shark. (source)
- Sends pirates flying with his punches. (source)
- Crumples a giant robot’s head with his fist. (source)
- Kicks away the top part of a building. (source)
- Holds back a giant downward trending arrow that charges him hard enough to crack the ground, then wrangles it back up into the green. (source)
- Stops a train, wrecking it in the process. (source)
- Lifts the US mint building and pours out a sea of stimulus money. (source)
- Smashes a hole through a pirate ship. (source)
- Splits a mountain, knocking away five terrorists hiding inside it. (source)
Agility
- Dodges sword swipes. (source)
- Leaps tall building in a single bound. (source)
- Jumps to the top of a tree to save a cat. (source)
- Signs a bunch of stimulus cheques at superspeed. (source)
- Repairs a school at superspeed, then flies quickly into space. (source)
- Flies quickly from the US to Iraq. (source)
- Flies quickly from the Oval Office to Somalia. (source)
Durability
- Unhurt by a train crashing into him. (source)
- Gets caught in an explosion that engulfs a city block and hits the ground running. (source)
Other
- Has an Obama Signal. (source)
- Has an ethanol powered flying car. (source)
- Good at public speaking, composed, and tech-savvy. (source)
- Ends the Israel-Palestine conflict over ice cream. (source)
- Summons a rainbow that transforms an Iraqi soldier into a rabbit, a wrecked car into an ice cream van, and a ruined mosque into a Whole Foods. (source)
- Counteracts global warming with his superbreath. (source)