After working with Barack Obama for a long time, Joe Biden suddenly betrayed him! While he initially claimed he was just investigating Obama’s weaknesses, and truly wanted to take over the country for himself, it’s later revealed that he just want…
Olivier Mira Armstrong is a major general in the Amestrian military. She is the heir of the aristocratic Armstrong family and the older sister of Alex Louis Armstrong. She is in charge of Fort Briggs, which guards Amestris’s border with Drachma. T…
Plastic Man, or Patrick ‘Eel’ O’Brien, is a former thief, gangster, and con-man who, after being shot and left for dead submerged in toxic sludge, gained fantastical powers allowing him to stretch, morph, and change his entire physical structure a…
Psycho Mantis is a psychic soldier operating out of the terrorist unit FOXHOUND. His mother died in childbirth, and his father harbored a homicidal hatred for the newborn over the death. The first thoughts that M…
Born in Liberia, Jack grew up under Solidus Snake after the man killed his parents. He was trained as a child soldier through frequent exposure to action movies and consumption of gunpowder. In the First Liberian Civil War, he quickly became known…
