Marvel Cinematic Universe (What If...?)

Party Thor

Party Thor

Thor’s history mirrors his MCU counterpart until the Asgardian war against the Jotuns, where Loki is returned to the Frost Giants instead of being adopted by Odin. Without Loki, Thor becomes an even greater meathead, earning the title Party Prince. Defying Frigga’s ban on parties during Odin’s Odinsleep, Thor travels to Earth and hosts a massive rager in Las Vegas, inviting aliens from across the Nine Realms.

Strength

  • Throws Mjolnir at Captain Marvel, knocking her into a nearby building (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Spins Mjolnir fast enough to create a powerful wind and kick up dust to hide himself completely (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Sends Captain Marvel from France to the UK with one strike of Mjolnir (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Tips over a rock at Stonehenge with a tap of his finger (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Staggers Captain Marvel with blows from his hammer (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Puts Stonehenge back up (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Destroys all ice on Mount Rushmore with a tap of Mjolnir (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Pushes the leaning tower of Pisa back into place (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Destroys Ultron bots with strikes and creates a small shockwave after smashing the ground with Mjolnir (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Resists getting sucked into a vortex (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Destroys Infinite Ultron’s arm by throwing Mjolnir at him (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Throws Mjolnir at Infinite Ultron’s face (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Stuns Infinite Ultron with multiple hammer throws (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Uses Mjolnir to send Infinite Ultron flying (source) (What If…? Episode 9)

Speed

  • Flies from France to the UK in a couple of seconds (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Dodges a point-blank photon blast from Captain Marvel (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Travels across the globe fixing the mess he made before Frigga arrives (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Slides under a blast from Infinite Ultron (source) (What If…? Episode 9)

Durability

  • Gets sent flying by a punch from Captain Marvel (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Comes back smiling after being uppercut into the sky by Captain Marvel (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Gets back up after Captain Marvel punches him from the UK to the United States (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Stays standing after being disarmed and beaten down by Captain Marvel (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Takes a photon blast to the face (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • After accidentally empowering her with lightning, Captain Marvel craters and throws him past Hawaii (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Captain Marvel tackles him, dragging him from Australia to space, then throws him at Siberia into a mountain (source) (What If…? Episode 7)

Mjolnir

  • Limits: Fires a lightning blast at Captain Marvel, which she easily absorbs (source) (What If…? Episode 7; Limits)
  • Creates a storm to get the attention of party goers (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Lights up a city’s power grid (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Summons a giant bolt of lightning while fighting Ultron bots (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Zaps a chandelier (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Limits: A lightning blast barely annoys Infinite Ultron (source) (What If…? Episode 9; Limits)
  • Channels lightning through several other Mjolnirs (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Very briefly stuns Infinite Ultron with a blast of lightning (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Engulfs Infinite Ultron in a massive lightning strike (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • Clocks Captain Marvel in the back of the head on its return trip (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Takes only a couple of seconds to travel from the UK to the United States (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Returns to his hand after being thrown hundreds of miles away (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Pins Captain Marvel when placed on her (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Returns to his hand while covered in party leftovers (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Destroys several Ultron bots while returning to Thor’s hand (source) (What If…? Episode 9)
  • After being cloned by Doctor Strange, an army of Mjolnirs stuns Ultron with each hit (source) (What If…? Episode 9)

Partying

  • Partied so hard he accidentally destroyed a planet, although no one was hurt (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • When he throws a party, everyone shows up, including everyone from across the realms (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • After his party on Earth, he and party-goers trash the planet (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • The party spreads across the planet to places like Canada, Mongolia, and Pennsylvania Dutch country (source) (What If…? Episode 7)

Other

  • While Captain Marvel wasn’t using full power, she states the power needed to take him down would blow a crater in the planet and cause fatalities (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Captain Marvel’s punch is stated to be equal to ten nuclear bombs (source) (What If…? Episode 7)
  • Drives a Hyundai for some reason (source) (Hyundai commercial)
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