Paul Blart

Paul Blart was a man with a dream to become a New Jersey state policeman, but due to his hypoglycemia, he ended up working as a mall cop. When criminals take over the mall, he steps up to save the day.

Equipment

• Uses walkie-talkie and camera (source)
• Deploys jury-rigged gas explosive (source)
• Uses hot sauce (source)
• Uses vibrating fork (source)
• Uses several high-tech security guard gadgets, later takes them for himself (source)
• Fires grenade launcher that shoots glue foam (source)
• Uses marble launcher (source)
• Uses taser that incapacitates a person for five seconds (source)
• Rides bulletproof prototype segway (source)
• Uses non-lethal bean bag gun and becomes a great shot with it (source)
• Deploys camera drone (source)

Segway

• Smashes through a set of glass doors on segway (source)
• Outpaces a small angry dog and accidentally runs it over (source)
• Jumps over a gap with segway (source)
• Drives backwards without looking (source)
• Lets Amy ride on segway while steering, claims it requires his skill level (source)
• Performs tricks on segway (source)
• Skillfully maneuvers around on segway (source)

Strength

• Breaks open an air canister with a baseball bat (source)
• Knocks a man to the floor with one punch (source)
• Knocks a guy out with a headbutt (source)
• Holds onto tanning booth door against muscular man pulling, breaks out, shoves him in, and knocks him unconscious by slamming door (source)
• Lifts a guy up with one arm and pummels him (source)
• Throws aside a grown man (source)
• Knocks a man into the air with a hockey stick (source)
• Catches a man with a vine trap and yanks him away (source)
• Lifts up an obese man with a rope (source)
• Holds onto a zipline for a long distance (source)

Agility

• Knocks a man into the air then strikes him back down before he hits the ground (source)
• Does a flip using a rope (source)

Durability

• Slams into a minivan on segway, denting the car (source)
• Gets dragged behind a mobility scooter (source)
• Takes a beating from an adult woman (source)
• Falls backwards through a window and is fine (source)
• Fine after breaking an air vent, hitting a woman, and tumbling out onto the floor (source)
• Tanks hits from a baton-wielding crook (source)
• Unhurt by driving through glass doors on segway (source)
• Unhurt by falling down multiple stories into a ballpit (source)
• Falls through a ceiling (source)
• Jumps off a speeding car (source)
• Gets hit by a car and gets right back up (source)
• Withstands a savage attack from a crane (source)
• Gets kicked into a car by a horse (source)

Skill

• Nails a guy in the eye with a squirt of hot sauce at range (source)
• Navigates a police exam obstacle course before collapsing from hypoglycemia (source)
• Fends off an armed criminal with a stuffed animal while riding segway (source)
• Fights two criminals on an elevator (source)
• Fights a man and wins while suffering from low blood sugar (source)
• Fends off multiple armed criminals in a Rainforest Cafe (source)
• Together with other mall cops, fights a group of trained criminals (source)

Other

• Hacks a segway with a paperclip and a rubber band (source)
• Rigs up an electrified arrow from a wire, vibrating fork, and prop bow (source)