Rick and Morty

Rick Sanchez

Rick Sanchez is a scientist from Earth who lives with his daughter, her husband, and his two teenage grandchildren in their garage. Despite his underwhelming mad scientist lair, he has an arsenal of weapons and gadgets that make him one of the most formidable scientists in fiction.

Weapons and Gadgets

His most infamous weapon is the portal gun, which is versatile, allowing portals that go both ways to let things in or out, with a charge that can run out but hasn’t been an issue since episode 1. (source)
He has seemingly telepathic control over the portal gun, but others do not. (source)
He can open any number of portals to anywhere in his or any other universe. (source)
The portal gun does not appear to need to be placed on a surface but usually is. (source)
He can use the portal gun to bisect people. (source)
He can use the portal gun to flood a room. (source)
He has a watch with a particle beam that can vaporize people, snake holstering technology on his leg, and can probably tell time too. (source)
He has a spaceship built out of garage stuff with implied FTL abilities and a neutrino bomb that might wipe out life on Earth. (source)
His ship has decent defenses and is excellent at maneuvering. (source)
The ship can cut someone into dozens of tiny chunks and cripple them with a precision laser. (source)
The ship can make a temporary clone capable of communicating without DNA, using only personal information, smart enough to end a war between humans and telepathic spiders. (source)
He has a ray capable of shrinking people to the cellular level or making them as huge as continents. (source)
He has a handgun-sized laser capable of maiming or killing from nonlethal shots. (source)
He has a laser that vaporizes. (source)
The laser comes in red too. (source)
He has a freeze stick capable of shattering someone if they fall. (source)
He has anti-gravity boots. (source)
He has a Meeseeks box that spawns an unlimited number of Meeseeks to perform any task. (source)
Meeseeks are immortal until the task is complete. (source)
He can stop time, with some side effects if used for extremely long periods. (source) (with some side effects if used for extremely long periods of time)
Rick has a secret false panel arsenal like every good mad scientist. (source)
With the arsenal, he, a veterinarian, and two teenagers killed around 50 space parasites in less than 5 minutes. (source)
He has a box labeled time travel stuff, related to time travel but not a time machine. (source)

Intelligence

He has nasty mutant bacteria in the freezer. (source)
He can create clones of himself and transfer his consciousness into them. (source)
He built a combat suit out of stuff found in an alien jungle. (source)
He created a universe and accelerated time until life evolved, tricking inhabitants into making electricity to power his car. (source)
He built an anti-matter gun. (source)
He is smart enough to see through the devil’s disguise and makes a microscope that detects and measures evil, outsmarting the devil. (source)
He can remove curses that Satan put on magical items. (source)
The devil put serious reality-bending curses on things. (source)
He hacks a sex robot from an alien planet. (source)
He makes an inception device that can enter people’s dreams. (source)
He has a device that shows what versions of you in alternate realities are doing. (source)
He makes a helmet that increases intelligence to the point a lap dog could conquer humanity. (source)
He helped build a microscopic amusement park inside someone’s body. (source)
He made a butter-passing robot so self-aware it felt complex emotions. (source)
He creates a love potion that infects the world; when curing it, turns Earth’s population into Cronenberg monsters. (source)
He outsmarts a 4th-dimensional entity. (source)
He uses indecisiveness to defeat the entity. (source)
He has enough foresight and genre savvy to use tropes to fool other Ricks who are also genre savvy. (source)
He invented FTL travel using concentrated dark matter; tricks aliens trying to steal it into blowing themselves up. (source)
He rigs a regular cable box to receive signals from every conceivable reality in the multiverse in about 7 seconds. (source)

Strength

Gets ripped fast, lifts around 225 pounds, and punches through walls. (source)
Bonus feat. (source) (Bonus)
Reks giant enemy crabs. (source) (credit to /u/shrinapowerco and /u/yes_but_why)
Beats up an alien scientist. (source)

Speed and Endurance

Runs pretty fast for his age, keeping up with or outpacing 14-year-old Morty, around average human speed, but shows above average and sometimes inhuman endurance. (source)
Has sex with a football stadium full of people assimilated by a hivemind. (source) (Credit to /u/zbaile1074 and /u/my-secret-identity)