Our RoboCop Remake

RoboCop

RoboCop

Our RoboCop Remake is a crowdsourced film that mashes together the work of over 50 different directors in an attempt to make their own remake of the classic 1987 sci-fi action flick RoboCop. The film takes place in the future and concerns a police officer, Alex Murphy, who is killed in the line of duty and rebuilt as a cyborg. In the crime-ridden streets of Detroit, Michigan, the newly-minted RoboCop executes a brutal campaign against crime, while also getting caught up in a web of corporate conspiracy and corruption. Note that this film is NSFW and features graphic violence and full-frontal nudity, both male and female.

General

  • Follows four directives: Serve the public trust, Protect the innocent, Uphold the law, and Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown (source)
  • Has a gun kept in his leg (source)
  • Can dual-wield pistols (source)
  • Has guns built into his arms (source)
  • Has a retractable knife in his arm (source)
  • Has a button that makes a fart noise when pressed (source)
  • Has a sophisticated targeting system, video and audio recording, as well as playback (source)
  • Eats a special paste (source)
  • Plugs into police databanks (source) (NSFW)

Firepower

  • Blows up a gas station with a missile from his back (source)
  • Shoots down two gangsters (source)
  • Shoots a gangster in the chest, killing him (source)
  • Shoots Dick Jones to death (source)
  • Shoots the exposed penises off of a dozen rapists with pinpoint accuracy, crippling and incapacitating them (source) (VERY NSFW)
  • Uses a gun strong enough to blow up cars and buildings (source) (NSFW)
  • Tazes Clarence Boddecker’s groin (source)

Strength

  • Accidentally kills a man in one punch, then throws him out the window (source)
  • Breaks down double doors (source)
  • Breaks down a factory door (source)
  • Rips out a man’s intestines, then throws him aside (source)
  • Has a strong enough grip to break every bone in the human hand (source)
  • Rips off one of ED-209’s guns and fires it (source)
  • Strong enough to push a gun through his own head (source)
  • Lifts metal beams off of him (source)

Agility

  • Knocks a guy’s gun away before he can shoot (source)
  • Does an acrobatic flip across a street (source)
  • Runs through explosions and gunfire (source)
  • Breakdances (source)

Durability

  • Made of titanium laminated with Kevlar (source)
  • No-sells a kick to the crotch (source)
  • Gets knocked away by ED-209 (source)
  • Has a bunch of metal beams fall on him, then gets stabbed in the chest, but recovers enough to lift the beams off of him (source)
  • Tanks repeated shotgun fire to the body (source)
  • Takes shots from a shotgun (source)
  • No-sells close-range SMG fire (source)
  • Tanks sustained fire, then gets run over by a car, with seemingly no serious damage (source)
  • No-sells a shot from a gun that blows up cars and buildings (source)
  • Gets shot by a missile from ED-209 (source)
  • Fine after he pushes a gun through his own head (source)

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