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Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is the psychotic, murderous & cruel former mascot of McDonald’s and the main protagonist of the RackaRacka videos.

Strength

  • Tackles, punches, chokes, and beats a Hamburglar to death with a rock (source)
  • Throws a kitchen knife at a girl hard enough to embed it into her skull (source)
  • Tackles and chokes a kid to death (source)
  • Easily snaps a kid’s neck (source)
  • Rips out a guy’s tongue (source)
  • Beats up Big Bird (source)
  • Knocks out Big Bird using a shovel (source)
  • Smashes Big Bird’s head using a shovel then rips out his head (source)
  • Easily makes a man fall from a motorcycle with a traffic pole (source)
  • Easily bites off a bird’s head (source)
  • Gets easily overpowered by a bodybuilder (source) ([Limitation])
  • Hits HowtoBasic hard enough to bend a frying pan (source)
  • Rips off the half-torn leg of HowtoBasic (source)
  • Bites off two toes from HowtoBasic’s foot (source)
  • Throws Grandma Graham through a wall (source)
  • Knocks out Grandma Graham (source)
  • Crushes a wooden slab by jumping into it (source)
  • Lifts Grandma Graham by her boobs (source)
  • Sends Grandma Graham into the air using a bat (source)
  • Lifts and throws Wendy (source)
  • Makes Batman bleed with his punches (source)
  • Beats up Dr. Phil with a gun (source)
  • Sends Riley Reid flying through the roof of a house with a kick (source)
  • Rips out Batman’s eye with a utility knife (source)
  • Rips out Batman’s nose with a pair of pliers (source)
  • Rips Batman’s face open with a saw (source)
  • Effortlessly snaps a cue stick (source)

Durability & Endurance

  • Gets hit by a car (source)
  • Takes a beating from a Hamburglar (source)
  • Gets kicked hard enough to be sent flying into a pile of sand (source)
  • Gets kicked in the balls and then attacked by a bunch of kids (source)
  • Gets tossed headfirst into a light bulb tube (source)
  • Gets punched by Cookie Monster and then thrown through a glass door (source)
  • Gets thrown into a table (source)
  • Gets thrown into a wooden table with barbed wire on it (source)
  • Gets thrown into a bunch of thumbtacks (source)
  • Gets tossed into some light bulb tubes (source)
  • Gets hit in the head with a light bulb tube (source)
  • Gets thrown into a pack of light bulb tubes (source)
  • Gets crushed by a woman hard enough to break a table in two (source)
  • Gets thrown into a flaming table (source)
  • Survives being close to an explosion (source)
  • Jumps off a roof and onto a car (source)
  • Quickly recovers from being in a car crash (source)
  • Gets beat up by a bunch of bodybuilders (source)
  • Gets dropped into a table (source)
  • Gets dropped by Grandma Graham (source)
  • Gets thrown into a table with a man on it (source)
  • Gets beaten with a barbed wire chair (source)
  • Gets thrown into a bunch of thumbtacks again (source)
  • Gets attacked with a pool cue (source)
  • Gets a guitar shattered over his head (source)
  • Gets thrown into a bunch of chairs (source)
  • Gets dropped into a table again (source)
  • Gets thrown into four stacked tables (source)
  • Gets hit in the head with a pool cue (source)
  • Gets attacked by The Burger King and then gets thrown into a hill (source)
  • Gets thrown into a hill again (source)
  • Gets his head banged into a table and then gets thrown through a farm wall (source)
  • Gets hit by a car again (source)
  • Quickly recovers from being in a car that hit a tree (source)
  • Gets thrown through a wall by Batman (source)
  • Gets slammed into several walls by Batman (source)
  • Gets sent through a wall by Batman (source)
  • Gets hit with a TV holder by Dr. Phil (source)
  • Gets shot through the head with a sniper rifle and survives (source)
  • Survives a lightning strike from Jesus Christ (source)

Speed & Agility

  • Chases a car (source)
  • Dodges Cookie Monster’s punch (source)
  • Dodges an attack from Big Bird (source)
  • Dodges another attack from Big Bird (source)
  • Dodges a glass cupboard being thrown at him (source)
  • Dodges Cookie Monster dashing at him (source)
  • Dodges two punches from Grandpa Graham (source)
  • Dodges another punch from Grandpa Graham (source)
  • Deflects and reacts to several dildos flying at high speeds (source)
  • Dodges an attack from Grandma Graham (source)
  • Dodges Grandma Graham jumping at him (source)
  • Chases The Burger King (source)
  • Dodges Grandma Graham attacking him with a chair (source)
  • Runs away from gunfire (source)
  • Dodges Wendy’s kick (source)

Skill

  • Fights two people while being restrained (source)
  • Assaults Grandpa Graham (source)
  • Fights Grandpa and Grandma Graham (source)
  • Fights and defeats Grandpa and Grandma Graham in their rematch (source)
  • Fights and kills a Hamburglar (source)
  • Murders a bunch of children (source)
  • Fights and kills Cookie Monster, Big Bird, and Jimmy (source)
  • Gets involved in a bar fight (source)
  • Briefly fights Wendy (source)
  • Fights Wendy (source)
  • Fights Dr. Phil (source)
  • Murders Pennywise (source)
  • Massacres a chicken store (source)
  • Fights and brutally murders Batman (source)
  • Fights and kills Grandma Graham in their third fight (source)
  • Along with his family fights the Hamburglars and the Burger King (source)

Supernatural/miscellaneous abilities

  • Creates a McDonalds logo (source)
  • Can conjure up hamburgers (source)
  • Can be summoned by saying his name three times in a mirror (source)
  • Can go unnoticed by anyone until he reveals himself to the one who summoned him (source)
  • Can climb on walls (source)
  • Can appear in pictures he wasn’t originally in (source)
  • Can make his limbs appear in areas at will (source)
  • Comes with a Happy Meal (source)

Equipment/Hammerspace

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