Sam O'Nella

Sam O’Nella is a stick figure character born on 4/20/1969, standing at 6'3" (1.90 meters) tall, weighing less than a feather, of North American nationality, and residing in Delaware, USA. He is known for his humorous and absurd feats across various categories.

Strength

• Throws a guy over his house (source)
• Throws a guy over Mount Everest (source)
• Throws someone at the sun, creating a visible explosion (source)
• Lifts a horse with one hand (source)
• Lifts a dead woman with one hand (source)
• Knocks himself out with a punch (source)
• Crushes Amelia Bedelia’s face with a waffle maker (source)

Durability

• Touches uranium (source)
• Touches radioactive waste (source)
• Gets close to a UV-emitting arc light so bright that his skull is visible (source)
• His hair gets on fire (source)

Regeneration

• Crushes his skull against a wall (source)
• Breaks his own neck (source)
• Is ripped apart by Koko (source)

Duplication

• Duplicates himself in a Segway (source)
• Duplicates himself during an explanation (source)

Other

• Gives birth to an unfinished baby (source)
• Knows a woman’s name and claims he created her (source)
• His body fits in an elephant’s nose (source)
• Is great at disguising himself (source)
• Can talk in space (source)
• Protects himself from thunder by hiding under a copper caribou (source)
• Has a rejected police academy application (source)