SCP-1233 - The Lunatic Moon Champion

SCP-1233 is a humanoid Keter-class entity of unknown composition, visually resembling an individual in an EMU2-type spacesuit with opaque visor and jetpack. It claims to be the ‘Moon Champion,’ fighting ‘Moon Monsters’ that besiege its people, though it serves the peaceful ‘Moon People’ who have abandoned violence. It frequently visits Earth seeking warriors for its war, oblivious to human customs, and poses a danger due to its curiosity, appearance, and extreme physical strength.
Strength
- Lifts and throws objects weighing up to 65,000 kilograms effortlessly (source) ([1233])
- Destroys a fire hydrant in a 1v1 (source) ([1233, CME])
- Destroys another fire hydrant (source) ([1233, CME])
- Busts through the walls of houses easily (source) ([CME])
- Casually busts through two ceilings and the roof of a university (source) ([TU])
- Catches half of a car thrown by SCP-058 with one hand, then breaks three stories of glass flipping it over his shoulder (source) ([BD2])
- Restrains SCP-096 (source) ([BD3])
- Makes a shockwave that destroys a large group of asteroid creatures in a cubic mile (source) ([AA])
- Punches the egg/asteroid of a thousand mile wide dragon hard enough to break it open (source) ([AA])
- Uppercuts the same large rocky dragon hard enough to create a crater in it (source) ([AA])
- Pushes back an extremely large fireball, described as a miniature star, with enough force to send it back into the dragon that shot it, though this took a large amount of effort (source) ([AA])
- Breaks half of a large robot’s head off, then throws another punch that launches it into the moon while in space just out of Earth’s gravity (source) ([CH2])
- Throws out punches in rapid succession enough to send itself and a large robot into deep space; the robot is composed of thousands of tons of lunar surface (source) ([CH2])
Durability
- Suit withstands small-arms fire, anti-tank munitions, landmines, white phosphorus munitions, and total submersion in magma without damage or decrease in functionality (source) ([1233])
- Survives trajectory changes at speeds and rates of acceleration/deceleration fatal to normal humans (source) ([1233])
- Commonly survives unharmed landing on Earth at terminal velocity, causing a sizable impact crater and minor localized seismic event (source) ([1233])
- Lands unharmed with enough force to create a crater and shockwave (source) ([TU])
- Lands unharmed with enough force to make a 2 feet deep crater (source) ([BD1])
- Unharmed after being launched down a street by SCP-4601’s firehose; SCP-4601 is a sentient firetruck (source) ([BD1, BD2])
- Gets struck by SCP-4601 and holds onto the front of it with no issue (source) ([BD2])
- No sells a car going 50 mph crashing into him (source) ([BD2])
- Unharmed from being struck by SCP-058’s tentacle swung at speeds up to 320 km/h (source) ([BD2])
- Unaffected by SCP-096 clawing at its face/mask (source) ([BD3])
- Survives an extreme event (source) ([CH2])
- Survives a small supernova followed by a barrage of hundreds of antimatter-tipped missiles (source) ([CH2])
- Extremely vulnerable if exposes the inside of its suit (source) ([HC])
Speed
- Jetpack generates thrust to rapidly accelerate to 40,500 km/h, slightly greater than Earth’s surface escape velocity (source) ([1233])
- Capable of changing direction mid-flight at 40,500 km/h with no issue (source) ([1233])
- Accelerates to 25,000 km/h in four seconds, creating a sonic boom that shatters every item of glassware within a 300-meter radius (source) ([1233])
- Throws out punches in rapid succession enough to send itself and a large robot into deep space (source) ([CH2])
Misc
- Suit is opaque to several forms of penetrative scanning (source) ([1233])
- Capable of adjusting speech to conform with the most commonly spoken language of the surrounding populace (source) ([1233])
- Despite consistently traveling to the moon, a Foundation base there has never observed it returning (source) ([1233])
- Talks for 14 days to a whale corpse (source) ([DD])
- Understands Morse code (source) ([CH2])
- Extremely gullible (source) ([HC])