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Speedrunner Mario

Speedrunner Mario

Mario is ostensibly the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, but he seems less interested in heroism and more interested in getting to the goal as fast as possible. Mario is possessed by a terrible Speed Demon that drives him to complete everything with the utmost speed, and he uses his vast knowledge of parallel universes to satisfy his lust for speedrunning. It is not enough to win in one universe; he must destroy his opponent in all of them. Combat description available at https://gfycat.com/tatteredweirdguppy.

Abilities

  • Uses the Wing Cap to fly (source)
  • Uses the Super Cape to fly and spin around (source)
  • Uses the Warp Whistle to summon a tornado (source)

One-off Powers

  • Has stretchy arms (source)
  • Turns into a giant hand, flying into and destroying Galeem (source)
  • Clips through a wall (source)
  • Shoots away an iris out (source)

Speed Demon

  • Mario’s evil nature and obsession with attaining speed comes from the Speed Demon possessing him (source)
  • Attacks and smashes the Arwing (source)
  • Attempts to escape after being extracted from Mario, gets blasted with magic and smashed into stone hard enough to crater it (source)
  • The demon, and Mario by extension, are weak to religious symbols (source) ([Limit])

Strength - Striking

  • Fights off the μ’s (source)
  • Knocks around Super Sonic (source)
  • Smashes Super Sonic into the ground hard enough to create a large crater (source)
  • Digs into the ground (source)
  • Smashes through one of Galeem’s hands (source)
  • Knocks aside a Landmaster (source)
  • Destroys a castle tower with a hammer (source)
  • Picks up and kicks one tower, then another tower (source)
  • Kicks a giant star structure into Bowser’s castle, then kicks the doors down (source)
  • Breaks a set of double doors down, crushing Ludwig von Koopa (source)
  • Stomps a castle tower into the ground (source)

Strength - Jumping/Full-Body

  • Jumps through the door of Peach’s castle (source)
  • Jumps through the stone ground (source)
  • Jumps a long distance to get to Bowser (source)
  • Smashes through the walls of Peach’s castle (source)
  • Flies straight through multiple stone walls without stopping (source)

Strength - Lifting/Throwing

  • Tears a brick out of the ground and throws it hard enough to destroy King Boo (source)
  • Throws a key through a door (source)
  • Throws Bowser far into the distance (source)
  • Throws Bowser hard enough to make him explode (source)
  • Picks up and kicks one tower, then another tower (source)

Strength - Other

  • Pulls himself through the floor (source)

Speed and Agility - Parallel Universe Manipulation

  • After Fox outspeeds Mario, Mario outspeeds Fox and reveals that Fox was only chasing his afterimage the entire time; he then pulls copies of himself from other parallel universes to beat up Fox (source)
  • Breaks through various parallel universes, destroying Fox in many of them (source)
  • Achieves unlimited speed (source)
  • Breaks out of unlimited speed using a Scuttlebug (source)
  • Is aware that Sonic has travelled back in time, considering a singular time-jump pathetic (source)
  • Manipulates Koopa shells to glitch to the end of the game (source)

Speed and Agility - Backwards Long-Jump

  • By backwards long-jumping, Mario can overwhelm Fox’s speed when previously Fox was as fast as or faster than him (source)
  • Backwards long-jumps to break through Peach’s castle (source)
  • Backwards long-jumps to fly into space (source)
  • Backwards long-jumps to throw himself over the horizon (source)
  • Glitches himself into a wall then navigates through an obstacle course without losing momentum (source)
  • Quickly moves through Peach’s castle, backwards-jumping up an endless staircase and getting through an obstacle course in seconds (source)
  • BLJs and keeps flying over a long distance (source)

Speed and Agility - Combat

  • Rapidly trades blows with Melee Fox (source)
  • Rapidly trades blows with Super Sonic (source)
  • Base Sonic could quickly circumnavigate the planet after charging up (source)
  • Dodges attacks from Melee Fox’s Fox Illusion (source)
  • Deflects a bullet (source)
  • Catches Super Sonic’s punch after he has gone fast enough to go back in time (source)

Speed and Agility - Mobility

  • Performs a series of rapid jumps and flips into Peach’s castle (source)
  • Jumps over lava pits towards Bowser’s castle (source)
  • Quickly navigates through an obstacle course (source)
  • Moves through multiple levels rapidly (source)

Durability

  • Takes a large amount of hits from Melee Fox (source)
  • Takes a large amount of hits from Super Sonic (source)
  • Hits the ground hard enough to crack it (source)
  • Gets knocked around by Melee Fox, being sent into the ground hard enough to crater it (source)
  • Gets flung straight through a wall and doesn’t slow down (source)
  • Breaks out of unlimited speed and emerges from the rubble (source)
  • Takes repeated hits from Super Sonic, being smashed through large land masses and having a castle smashed on top of him (source)
  • Gets hit by a massive barrage of missiles after being weakened by holy power (source)
  • Unhurt by a massive explosion (source)
  • Gets crushed by a giant door, only losing his powerup (source)
  • Fine in the vacuum of space (source)

Other

  • Breaks out of Tabuu’s hold and drains his power (source)
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