Team America

Team America is an American-based, counter-terrorist military organization founded by Spottswoode, aimed at protecting and upholding peace and freedom all over the globe. However, Team America is often opposed by the public due to the collateral damage resulting from their heroics, especially by the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.). Their HQ is located inside Mount Rushmore.

Vehicles

• Helicopter equipped with side miniguns. (source)
• Hummer features firepower at the front. (source)
• Hummer fires missiles capable of destroying ancient Egyptian structures. (source)
• Hummer can produce a ramp at the front to counter collisions. (source)
• Jet destroys the Louvre. (source)
• Limo can valmorphanize into a plane. (source)
• Motorcycle has rocket propulsion. (source)
• Osprey has offensive capabilities. (source)
• Submarine fires torpedoes. (source)

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

• Intercepts communications revealing multiple terrorist groups working together for one big attack. (source)
• Can make mistakes. (source)
• Withstands the bombing of the Team America HQ. (source)
• Discovers that Kim Jong-il is spearheading the attack and has imprisoned other Team America members. (source)
• Spottswoode attempts to use it to blow up North Korea. (source)

Spottswoode

• Uses handgun. (source)
• Survives the bombing of the Team America HQ. (source)
• Trains Gary to be a member of Team America in a short amount of time. (source)

Joe

• Uses rocket launcher. (source)
• Uses assault rifle. (source)
• Uses handgun. (source)
• Handles both Martin Sheen and Matt Damon. (source)

Chris

• Uses machine gun. (source)
• Uses handgun. (source)
• Uses shotgun. (source)
• Uses assault rifle. (source)
• Gets hit over the head with a wrench. (source)
• Kicks the top half of Samuel L. Jackson’s head off. (source)
• Breaks a padlock off some chains with the butt of his gun. (source)
• Kills Tim Robbins with a cigarette. (source)
• Defeats a terrorist in hand-to-hand combat. (source)
• Trades blows with Samuel L. Jackson and kills him. (source)

Sarah

• Uses minigun. (source)
• Uses handgun. (source)
• Senses that Gary is slightly confused. (source)
• Senses that Chris is making Gary feel intimidated. (source)
• Relieves the anxiety from a bunch of Cairo civilians. (source)
• Senses her own growing attraction to Gary. (source)
• Incorrectly senses that Gary is in the local tavern. (source)
• Senses that her jet is going down as it’s going down. (source)
• Convinces a pair of vicious panthers to turn against Danny Glover and Sean Penn. (source)
• Valmorphanizes Gary to look convincingly Middle-Eastern through skin grafting surgery. (source)
• Defeats Helen Hunt in a sword fight. (source)

Lisa

• Uses shotgun. (source)
• Uses sniper rifle. (source)
• Scoops Gary out of a moving vehicle and onto her motorcycle with one hand. (source)
• Kicks Kim Jong-il off a balcony and to his death. (source)

Gary Johnston

• Uses hand grenade. (source)
• Uses SMGs. (source)
• Grapples with Tim Robbins. (source)
• Kills Matt Damon by twisting his neck. (source)
• Convinces a pair of terrorist guards that he’s one of them. (source)
• Earns the trust of a terrorist leader by telling him a heart-gripping story. (source)
• Convinces Kim Jong-il’s guards to allow him in his palace without any credentials. (source)
• Fools Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins by posing as a North Korean guard. (source)
• Uses his acting knowledge to see through Susan Sarandon’s trap. (source)
• Upstages Alec Baldwin to convince all the world leaders to believe in Team America and of Kim Jong-il’s treachery. (source)