Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

the Chosen One

the Chosen One

The Chosen One is a man born with great martial arts skills. He is identified by the face on his tongue, which he calls Tonguey. Fearing his power, a man called Master Pain attempted to kill the Chosen One as a baby, orphaning him in the process. As a grown man, the Chosen One wanders the land in search of Pain (who now calls himself Betty) in order to avenge his family.

Feats as a Baby

  • Catches Pain’s knife hand and holds him back (source) ([Speed/Strength])
  • Jumps away from the knife, does a flip, and kicks Pain’s henchman to the ground (source) ([Speed/Mobility/Strength])
  • Runs up a wall and flips onto a man’s neck, bringing him to the floor (source) ([Mobility/Skill])
  • Trips Pain by rolling into his legs (source) ([Speed/Strength])
  • Crawls away from Pain’s sword strike (source) ([Speed])
  • Dodges Pain’s sword (source) ([Speed])
  • Escapes from his burning house (source) ([Fire Resistance])
  • Rolls down a rocky hill (source) ([Durability])

Feats as an Adult - Strength, Dexterity, and Skill

  • Punches a clean hole in a man’s torso (source) ([Strength])
  • Makes a stack of planks explode with one finger (source) ([Strength])
  • Lifts his entire body with one hand (source) ([Strength/Balance])
  • Digs his fingers into a wooden dummy to pull out small metal pyramids (source) ([Strength/Dexterity])
  • Pulls out the pyramids attached to Betty’s chest (source) ([Strength/Dexterity/Skill])
  • Lifts his body with his breath (source) ([Lung Strength])
  • Extends his tongue and uses it to hurl a space ship, destroying it (source) ([Tongue Strength])
  • Fights several people and sends one of them flying with his knee (source) ([Skill/Strength])
  • Defeats three nunchuck users using gopher-chucks (source) ([Skill])
  • Plucks out his opponents’ eyeballs (source) ([Skill])
  • Blocks Whoa’s attacks (source) ([Skill])
  • Engages in tongue combat with Whoa (source) ([Tongue Skill])
  • Lassos Betty’s hands (source) ([Dexterity])
  • Throws a shuriken at a radio, changing the channel (source) ([Dexterity])
  • Tears up a shirt, making it into a bikini (source) ([Dexterity/Fashion Skills])
  • Has very flexible legs (source) ([Flexibility])

Feats as an Adult - Speed and Mobility

  • Spins a staff fast enough to blow people away (source) ([Speed])
  • Dodges Moon Yew’s milk projectiles (source) ([Speed])
  • Keeps up with a running man while either hopping on one leg or hovering (source) ([Speed/Mobility])
  • Jumps off a wall, walks on some heads, and performs an aerial spin kick (source) ([Mobility/Skill])
  • Jumps up and fights Betty in midair (source) ([Mobility/Skill])
  • Jumps out of a hole in the ground (source) ([Mobility])
  • Hovers in the air while spinning (source) ([Mobility])
  • Leaps over a wall (source) ([Mobility])
  • Hovers off the ground into a leap (source) ([Mobility])

Feats as an Adult - Durability

  • Shields himself from Moon Yew’s kick (source) ([Skill/Durability])
  • Blocks more kicks, then shrugs off a kick to the head (source) ([Skill/Durability])
  • Gets tail whipped by Moon Yew, then kicked in the face with both hooves (source) ([Durability])
  • Falls down a waterfall, and possibly gets hit by an orca (source) ([Durability])
  • Gets hit by Betty’s iron claw and seems okay (source) ([Durability/Pain Tolerance])
  • Cuts his hands and has lemon juice poured on the wounds, and claims to feel no pain; this is followed by salt and mercury (at which point he does admit to feeling pain) (source) ([Pain Tolerance])
  • Has his hands set on fire and doesn’t seem too hurt afterward (source) ([Pain Tolerance/Fire Resistance])

Feats as an Adult - Animal Communication

  • Has a pet dog who can distract Chosen One’s opponents (source)
  • Parties with desert creatures (source)
  • Convinces a pair of gophers to let him use them as nunchucks (source)
  • Lures a squirrel with a nut in order to protect himself from an attack (source)

Weaknesses

  • Sometimes he screams for so long that he bursts a blood vessel (source)
  • His crotch is especially vulnerable (source)
  • It takes him a while to escape from a tiny net (source)
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