The Robot Chicken

On a stormy night, a mad scientist found a dead chicken in the road, which he takes back to his laboratory to re-fashion into a cyborg. He then strapped this poor soul to a chair and forced him to watch a barrage of mindless pop culture references and fart jokes until he finally managed to escape.

Strength

• Snaps a maid’s neck (source) ([B])
• Sends a security guard flying (source)
• Crushes a guy’s head (source)
• Splatters an alien’s blood everywhere with a punch (source)
• Punches a guy’s brains out of his head (source)
• Breaks the unicorn’s horn, shoves it up his ass, and throws him out a window (source)
• Tears a guy’s head off (source)
• Dominates Dark Meat (source)

Speed

• Takes down his first three opponents fairly quickly (source)
• Punches a guy before he could shoot at point blank range (source)
• Dodges the unicorn’s stab (source)
• Kills three guys in seconds (source)
• Reacts to a guy sneaking up on him (source)

Durability

• Has a glass shattered over his head (source)
• Takes a beating from four armed opponents and gets up like it was nothing (source)
• Gets kicked in the face (source)
• Gets beaten down by surprise and comes back out almost immediately (source)
• Gets beaten down by Bitch Pudding (source) ((Bitch Pudding respect thread) https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/89yfqa/nsfwrespect_bitch_puddingrobot_chicken/)
• Gets beaten down by the scientist (source)
• Gets beaten down by Dark Meat (source)
• Gets ganged up on by Robot Raccoon, Robot White Tailed Deer, and RoboHobo (source)

Skill

• Beats a guy at a sword fight (source)
• Beats four armed guys fairly easily (source)
• Avoids bear traps (source)
• Gets the upper hand on Bitch Pudding (source) ((Respect Bitch Pudding) https://amp.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/89yfqa/nsfwrespect_bitch_puddingrobot_chicken/)
• Easily gets the upper hand on Robot Raccoon (source)

Robotic enhancements

• Blade feathers: Cuts a guy’s Achilles tendon (source)
• Blade feathers: Cuts through two aliens (source)
• Blade feathers: Kills robot deer (source)
• Taser hand: Short circuits a robot (source)
• Laser eye: Cuts a hole in the ceiling (source)
• Power overload: Temporarily takes down Dark Meat (source)
• Wings: Out passes and dodges the lasers of three robots (source)

Other

• Just sorta has a gun (source)