The Sharknado

In 2013, off the coast of California, Hurricane David created miniature tornadoes that sucked up sharks, resulting in a natural disaster known as a Sharknado. Fin Shepard and his friends stopped it before it could wipe out the world. It recurred in New York, Washington DC, all of America, and Europe. Sharknados are biblical disasters across time and space. Humanity’s ancestors fought them but failed. To defeat them, every human sacrificed themselves by resetting the universe, creating a timeline without Sharknados. It’s a tornado with sharks in it.

Sharks

• Sharks cause flooding, allowing them to swim up to and eat people on the ground anywhere. (source)
• Shakes a car by ramming into it. (source) (1)
• Bites through the roof of a car. (source) (1)
• Crashes through an airplane window. (source) (2)
• Tears through the back of a train. (source) (2)
• Kills an alligator with ease. (source) (2)
• Smashes through a pizzeria ceiling. (source) (2)
• Knocks out a soldier. (source) (3)
• Breaks apart a shuttle by flying through it. (source) (3)
• Bites off a man’s arm with no effort. (source) (1)
• Decapitates a flight attendant. (source) (2)
• Decapitates a woman in the bathroom. (source) (2)
• Rips a woman in half. (source) (2)
• Replaces the Jaws statue in Universal Studios and eats a man. (source) (3)
• Eats Chris Jericho. (source) (3)
• Eats George R. R. Martin. (source) (3)
• Stabs through a cowboy. (source) (6)
• Bites off the arm of Billy the Kid and uses it to shoot Fin. (source) (6)
• Smashes through a billboard and leaves an imprint in concrete. (source) (1)
• Ignores being set on fire. (source) (2)
• Can survive in outer space. (source) (3)
• Climbs up a rope by biting to chase Fin. (source) (1)
• Leaps out of the water and grabs a man mid rope swing. (source) (2)
• Conveniently prevents someone from being shot by jumping in front of bullets. (source) (6)
• A mass of sharks clump together to form a Sharkberg, which causes a ship to split in two once they crash into it. (source) (4)
• The Sharknado can consist of sharks that increase in size enough to eat each other, and can also carry blue whales. (source) (4)
• They work great as makeshift defibrillators. (source) (4)
• Sharks have extremely low piercing resistance. Untrained average New Yorkers can cut through them like butter. (source) (2)
• A talk show host can kill them with her heels. (source) (2)
• Fin mows down sharks with gunshots. (source)
• Fin mows down sharks with swords. (source)
• Fin mows down sharks with chainsaws. (source)

Tornado

• Spins at up to 500mph at normal levels, making it a threat for anyone in its way. Has semblance of sentience, aiming for the biggest national monument in the area. (source)
• Sucks a small boat into the air. (source) (1)
• Uproots a Ferris Wheel with enough force to send it crashing into a building. (source) (1)
• Sends Ferris Wheel crashing into a building. (source) (1)
• Collapses a house. (source) (1)
• Uproots the Hollywood sign. (source) (1)
• Sucks up some planes and tears up a flight school. (source) (1)
• Hurls a shark into a plane engine, destroying it and causing it to rip open the plane. (source) (2)
• Rips open the plane. (source) (2)
• Causes heavy damage to Grand Central Terminal and Times Square. (source) (2)
• Breaks apart the Lincoln Memorial. (source) (3)
• Disintegrates the top of the Capitol building. (source) (3)
• Lifts half of the Washington Monument into the air and destroys the White House with it. (source) (3)
• Destroys the White House with the Washington Monument. (source) (3)
• Crashes a Nascar race. (source) (3)
• Lifts the Universal Studio Globe into the air. (source) (3)
• Breaks Big Ben in half. (source) (5)
• Destroys a ski lodge. (source) (5)
• Uproots the Jesus Statue from Brazil. (source) (5)
• Unleans the Tower of Pisa. (source) (5)
• Sharknados cause heavy flooding and thunderstorms, leading to water being just as deadly as the winds and the sharks. (source)
• Heavily damages a bar with a casual wave. (source) (1)
• Casual wave damages. (source) (1)
• Collapses a road off screen. (source) (1)
• Kills a man by crushing him with harsh waves and sharks. (source) (1)
• Creates sinkholes in the road. (source) (2)
• Fills the New York oceans with sharks. (source) (2)
• Floods Manhattan. (source) (2)
• Produces lightning strong enough to decapitate the Statue of Liberty and send it to Manhattan. (source) (2)
• Breaks into the Presidential Bunker, one of the most secure places on the planet. (source) (3)
• Able to disappear at will. (source) (3)
• Withstands being shot by lasers. (source) (5)
• Eventually, Sharknados grow in such a high number, they lead to the end of the world. (source) (5)
• Setting off a large explosion in the direct center of a Sharknado will cause it to dissipate. (source) (1)
• Pulse blasts have a similar effect, shrinking the Sharknado until it’s too small to form. (source) (3)

Variants

• Sharkicane: A hurricane version of Sharknado caused when multiple Sharknados merge along the East Coast. Not really different aside from scale. (source)
• Bouldernado: A Sharknado based off of sand rather than water. It becomes a Bouldernado after absorbing all the rocks from debris from the Hoover Dam. It also has boulder sharks. Shatters the glass in a building full of water, flooding Las Vegas. (source) (4)
• Breaks open the Hoover Dam. (source) (4)
• A boulder shark eats a man’s head. (source) (4)
• Lifts train cars into the air. (source) (4)
• Firenado: Created when a Sharknado flew over an oil rig, making an Oilnado, which was then set on fire. Sets fire to the area around it. (source) (4)
• Lightningnado: Created when the Oilnado escapes after being extinguished and roams over a power plant. Destroys the top of the St. Louis Arch. (source) (4)
• Lifts a house into the air. (source) (4)
• Pulls around the world’s largest ball of twine, said to weight 10 tons. (source) (4)
• Lavanado: A Sharknado created out of lava from Yellowstone Park. Has Lava Sharks. (source) (4)
• Hailnado: A Sharknado made of ice, that freezes whatever it passes over. Lifts a car into the air. (source) (4)
• Very slowly freezes over a building as it passes by. (source) (4)
• Breaks apart the top of the Space Needle. (source) (4)
• Cownado: A Sharknado, except instead of Sharks, it’s Cows. Completely obliterates a yellow brick house. (source) (4)
• Nukenado: Created when the Lightningnado flew into a nuclear power plant, making it an irradiated tornado of mass destruction. Throws around nuclear sharks. (source) (4)
• Getting bitten by a nuclear shark turns you into a skeleton. (source) (4)
• Vortexnado: A regular Sharknado, except it can also teleport people to a random location around the world. (source)
• Safarinado: A Sharknado also populated with lions and gazelles. (source)
• Sharkzilla: After a mass of sharks absorbed nuclear radiation, they formed a monster resembling a massive shark made out of sharks. They immediately went to rampage in Tokyo. Kills two people by running over them. (source) (5)
• Leaves a mass of explosions in their wake. (source) (5)
• Withstands an explosive Pokeball being thrown at them. (source) (5)
• Endures being shot with missiles. (source) (5)
• When defeated, they unleash a massive nuclear explosion. (source) (5)
• Dragon Sharks: After a Wizard enchants a Sharknado, she makes every shark inside part dragon. Dragon Sharks breathe fire that can kill people. (source) (6)
• Mecha Sharks: In the year 20013, humanity has ceased to exist. In its place, a world of machines rules. Thus, all the sharks are machines too. (source)