Sterling Mallory Archer, codename Duchess, is described as the world’s most dangerous spy. Despite not appearing competent, he possesses raw talent that allows him to survive years of constant peril largely unscathed, unlike his enemies and some a…
The 45th President of the United States is many things to many people. A target of ineffectual hand-wringing, a meme, a daddy figure, the actual messiah. To “Rogue Cartoonist” Ben Garrison, he’s an Aryan superman. Over the course of Garrison’s lon…
The 26th President of the USA, one that got in by freak accident. It is generally considered the only reason he became president is become of the assassination of President McKinley. Once a wimpy boy suffering from asthma, Theodore changed USA his…
Born to the skyfather Odin and the Earth goddess Gaea, Thor spent most of his young centuries adventuring in and around Asgard, the extra-dimensional home of the Norse pantheon. The young thunder god grew up learning many things about combat and v…
Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones, Jr. is a renowned archaeologist, professor, and Nazi-hater. He spent his youth traveling with his father, later joining Poncho Villa, and serving in WWI with the Belgian Army. After the war, he earned his archaeology deg…