Flint Lockwood is the son of a Bait and Tackle shop owner on an island known as Swallow Falls. Well, not really known - it’s hidden under the A in Atlantic on the map, and has just a single town on it entirely dedicated to its sardine canning indu…
Alfred Mathew Yankovic had a fascination with music ever since he was a young boy, hoping one day to become a famous musician that would perform in front of a stadium of fans. While his parents strongly disproved, he would get his chance when a do…
The man upstairs, the unmoved mover, the creator of heaven and the stars. When Bruce Nolan says that he could do God’s job better than him, God calls his buff and gives Bruce his powers and responsibility. Since Bruce is an idiot, this goes about …
Paul Blart was a man with a dream to become a New Jersey state policeman, but due to his hypoglycemia, he ended up working as a mall cop. When criminals take over the mall, he steps up to save the day.
Sam O’Nella is a stick figure character born on 4/20/1969, standing at 6'3’ (1.90 meters) tall, weighing less than a feather, of North American nationality, and residing in Delaware, USA. He is known for his humorous and absurd feats across variou…