Zebediah Killgrave was, in the height of the Cold War, a Yugoslavian spy attempting to infiltrate the American military, when an accident involving a batch of chemicals caused him to- Oh, just, forget it. Zebediah Killgrave is one of the most dang…
Flo and Jamie are two Progressive Insurance employees who lead in a number of commercials for the company. Over the years they’ve displayed myriad ridiculous insurance themed abilities and have shown that they’re more than just soulless advertisin…
Uncle is Jackie Chan’s magical uncle, renowned for his proficiency in chi magic, a discipline he mastered over 15 years under Chi Master Fong. He is also a formidable martial artist, responsible for training Jackie Chan. He runs an antique shop, l…
After consuming an undercooked Krabby Patty, Patrick discovers Mr. Krabs has been harvesting starfish meat for his restaurant, including his own arm. Enraged, Patrick kills Spongebob for his perceived complicity, then uses his starfish abilities t…
SCP-173 is a sentient and extremely hostile sculpture constructed out of concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. It is rendered completely immobile when observed by a living being but can move at inhuman speeds and perform leth…